Lord Crump: Welcome to my X-tra special…
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview!
Lord Crump: Buh huh? Who are you?
Lemmy: I’m Lemmy, you know, I have cool rainbow hair!
Lord Crump: Ohhhh… Sure, I think one of Grodus’s spy cameras had you on the screen once.
Lemmy: What?
Lord Crump: Uh nothing, now let’s get on with this Interview. Today’s guest is Bedlam!
(Beldam appears from the shadows.)
Beldam: My name is BELDAM, not Bedlam!
Lord Crump: Ok, well Beldam, here’s a question: How old are you?
Beldam: Excuse me?!
Lord Crump: (to Lemmy) I think she needs a hearing aid.
Lemmy: Yeah, let’s see if she can hear now. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Beldam: I can hear perfectly fine, it’s just that I hate it when people ask me that.
Lemmy: I’m not a person, I’m a Koopaling!
Beldam: (sarcastically) Ha ha…
Lord Crump: Well?
Beldam: I’m over 2,000 years old.
Lord Crump: Now that’s what I call over the hill!
Beldam: Shut up!
Lemmy: Watch your language.
Beldam: Whatever, Stupid Shell!
Lemmy: Stupid Shell?
Doopliss: She has names for everyone. Mine's Freak Sheet and yours is Stupid Shell. I call her Big Nose.
Beldam: Quiet, Freak Sheet!
Doopliss: See?
Lord Crump: Okay, now it’s time for-
Lemmy: Audience questions!
Lord Crump: Is this guy gonna finish all of my-
Lemmy: Sentences!
Lord Crump: Yeah, you in seat 555.
Vivian: Beldam, why are you mean?
Beldam: It’s a hobby.
Lord Crump: Oooooooook, you in seat… Pasta?
Mario: My name is Grodus.
Grodus: No it’s NOT!
Lord Crump: Whatever, you in seat 77.
Mario: My name is Beldam.
Lord Crump: You again! X-NAUTS, PUNISH HIM!
(Mario is catapulted into the sky and hits a blimp.)
Lord Crump: Seat 64,321.
Pennington: So I was wondering why your name is Mario.
Beldam: Aaaaak! My name is Beldam!
Lemmy: Seat 987,654,321.
Vivian: Why are you nice only to Marilyn?
Beldam: She’s so stupid she doesn’t even realize when I’m trying to be mean to her! (mockingly) Guh huh!
Marilyn: Guh?
Vivian: ...
Lord Crump: Why are you the leader of your group?
Beldam: For many reasons. I’m short, rude, bossy, and I have anger displacement issues.
Lord Crump: (sarcastically) Oh really? I haven’t noiced that!
Beldam: I’m mad at you, Crump! Your new name is X-Snot!
Vivian: Gee, there’s a surprise, she’s always so mean.
Beldam: Shut up, Marilyn.
Marilyn: GUH!
Lord Crump: Ok, time for Wheel of Crud.
Beldam: Wheel of Crud?
Lemmy: Just spin it!
(Beldam spins the wheel while Mario finally falls down landing on Morton.)
Lord Crump: Congratulations! You won the dumpster!
(Beldam is thrown into a dumpster and pushed down a hill.)
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh and this has been an X-ceptional part of…
Lemmy: Lemmy’s interviews!
Mario: (singing to the Frosted Flakes theme) Muuuushroooms, thy’re more than good, they’re NASTY!
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