BOW, BOB, AND DRY BRO interview SPLUNKIN

BOW, BOB, AND DRY BRO interview SPLUNKIN

Bow: BRO?!

Bob: SIS?!

Jr. of Doom: JR. OF DOOM!!!

Bob and Bow: ...

Jr. of Doom: Sorry.

Bob: So where have you been?

Bow: I moved, lost my money at Delifino Casino, and then got kidnapped by Bowser. Got rescued by Luigi and moved, then came here!

Bob: Oh. So where do you live now, Sis?

Bow: 64 Boo Avenue! DOO-DOO-DOO! IT'S BOO AVENUE!

Jr. of Doom: To the Koop-mobile!

(NAAA NAAA NAA! BRAT MAN!)

Jr. of Doom: Hey!

(NAAA NAA NAA! BRAT MAN! BRAT MAN!)

Jr. of Doom: WHO KEEPS ON SAYING THAT?!

(NAAA NAAA-)

Jr. of Doom: What are you doing? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?! I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!

Bob and Bow: Uh... Let's go.

Jr. of Doom: Ok, but let Dry Bro go with you. That voice has been bullying him.

Bully: MY JOB!

(SMASH.)

(NAAA NAAA! A BIT LATEER! LATER! LATER!)

Splunkin (the walkin' pumpkin): Hey Bow! Hey Interview crew! Can you interview me?

Bow: Uh...

Dry Bro and Bob: SURE!

(Magically, an audience appears out of nowhere as well as 4 chairs. The interviewers and interviewee sit down.)

Dry Bro: So... how does a pumpkin live?

Splunkin: Oh we don't, we are possessed! A Boo possesses a pumpkin, however it can't see so it's as bad as a Goomba.

Bow: Ok... How can you take two hits then?

Splunkin: One to defeat the Boo, one for the pumpkin! Well it doesn't destroy the Boo, but it knocks him out, so the pumpkin keeps on walking for no reason.

Bob: Ok, how come you only appear in dark areas?

Splunkin: We're Jack-O-Latterns for Halloween. Most people go out when it's dark for Halloween.

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHH...

Crickets: AHHHHH...

Hooktail: ARRRRRRRRRR!!!

Jr. of Doom: That's getting old. Very, very old.

Bonetail: You can say that again.

Bow and Bob: ... Right.

Dry Bro: So, how come you aren't in other games APART from New Super Mario Bros?

Splunkin: It was a coincidence it was Halloween on the day Mario went on the "New Super Mario Bros" adventure. It wasn't Halloween on any other.

Bow: Wait a second... SOMETHING IS FISHY HERE!

Bessie Bass: Bla. (Hi.)

Bow: Oh... Anyway. When fire hits the pumpkin, shouldn't the Boo come out, because Boos aren't weak to fire?

Splunkin: The Boos are trapped in the pumpkin.

Bob: That makes sense. It's a bit unrelated... but why were there no ghost houses in Dark Land, Grass Land, or Desert Land?

Splunkin: Dark Land is spooky and dark enough. Grass Land and Desert Land are always sunny places! Also it was too early in the game to be nighttime... Halloween= Dark= Night :)

Dry Bro: BUT NOBODY CARES! BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR...

Audience: Random thingy?

Dry Bro: NO! YOU'LL ALL BE PUNISHED NOW! Luigi.

Luigi: GHOSTS?! GHHHHOSSSSTSSS?! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! ARRRR!!!

Ghosts: -_- ?_? O_O ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Vacuums aren't good.

(SUUUUCK!)

Ghosts: EAT AT MCDONALDS!!!

Jr. of Doom: ARRRR!

Luigi: ARRRRRRRR!

Crickets: ARRRRR!

Hooktail: *fired*

Jr. of Doom: WOOHOO! LET'S ALL CELEBRATE WITH SOME PUMPKIN PIE!

Splunkin: Eep.

THOU TRANSMISSION ENDETH

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