Kammy: Hello, today I'm interviewing Shy Guy!

Karma Koopa: Can I eat him after the show?

Morton: Yes, sure can, if you want, who cares, why, he isn't tasty, yup, ci'-

Kammy: Security!!!

(Roy, who is the security even though he'll scare away audience members, begins stuffing his gym socks into Morton's mouth.)

Morton: THE STENTCH!!!!

(Kammy and most of the audience laugh at Morton's pain.)

Daisy: This is (almost) better than watching wrestling!

Wendy: Roy being so ugly makes it twice as hilarious!

(Roy gets an extra pair of gym socks ready.)

Shy Guy: JUST GET ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!!!

Kammy: Whatever, loser. So, why did you look like a steamtrain engine in your first game, Mario 2?

Shy Guy: That was actually a rare, ancient type of Shy Guy called Shyest Guy.They're so shy that they aren't seen anymore!

Kammy: How many diff-

Mario: CHEESE!!!

Kammy: Sic 'em, Roy!

(Mario jumps into a prop tree that's made of cardboard, and the tree, which has a BIG piano glued to the other side, falls over, and in doing so, smashes Mario.)

Kammy: As I was saying, how many Shy Guys are there?

Shy Guy: Are you sure you want to hear all this?

Kammy: Whatever, my audience needs a nap.

Shy Guy: Well, there's the original Shy Guy, there's also Anti Guy, Beezo, Boo Guy, Boom Guy, Fat Guy, Fly Guy, Game Guy, General Guy, Ghost Guy, Glide Guy, Good Guy, Gourmet Guy, Greaper, Glum Guy, Groove Guy, Limbo Guy, Medi Guy, Mufti Guy, Phantom Guy, Pirate Guy, Pyro Guy, Rocket Guy, Shyster, Sky Guy, Spear Guy, Spy Guy, Stilt Guy, and Zeus Guy!

Kammy: ZzZzZzZzzzzz...

Audience: ZzZzZzzzzzz...

Shy Guy: YOU NUMBSKULLS!!!

Kammy: Whasit?

Shy Guy: YOU FILTHY, MARIO-RELATED, EVIL, STUPID... WAKE UP!

Kammy *yawn* Okay, okay, I'm up, Audience questions... so I can get some sleep... Seat AUTONOMOUSCOLLECTIVE!

Chargin' Chuck: What do you look like without your mask?

Shy Guy: Do you really want to see it?

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOO! I had enough of this in Luigi's Mansion!

Audience: (chanting) TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

(Luigi hides under his seat. Shy Guy takes his mask off.)

Roy: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

King Boo: Mamamia!

Daisy: The horror! The... HORROR!

Peach: Actually, it isn't that bad, it sorta looks so ugly that it's cute!

(Roy throws Peach out the window while screaming for his mommy.)

Kammy: (shielding her eyes) Just put the mask back on!

(Shy Guy puts his mask back on. Iggy stops hyperventilating.)

Kammy: Seat MADSCIENTIST!

E. Gadd: How are you related to Bandits?

Shy Guy: We're 48,438th cousins on our mother's side.

Kammy: Our Interview's over for the day, but now it's time for The Wheel of Embarrassment! Spin the Wheel and see who I'll interview next!

(For absolutely no reason, Karma Koopa eats Kamek, then spits him out when he's partially digested.)

Peach: Eeeww!

Kamek: I hate this show.

Kammy: If you say so... Kamek, come on down!

Kamek: Seriously, you're going to let ME spin the Wheel?

Kammy: Yeah, just go on with it!

Kamek spins the Wheel and it lands on...

Kammy: KARMA KOOPA!

(Kammy pushes the Wheel and it runs over Kamek and the camer-

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