Some Announcer Guy: Hello, and welcome to another segment of eX's Interviews.

(The audience sits in silence.)

Audience Member: What happened to Louis?

Some Announcer Guy: She doesn't like interviewing people.

Audience Member: but eX stinks!

Some Announcer Guy: I am aware of that, but you'll have to deal with it. Now please welcome your interviewer, eX!

eX: Hello everyone! Hello! Today I am going to interview one of the coolest characters around, Geno!

(Geno walks in and the crowd goes wild.)

eX: Hello, Geno, hello. Please, sit down.

(Geno takes a seat.)

eX: So Geno, I see you've inhabited that doll again. Why did you choose that one?

Geno: The doll seemed to stand out more than the others, but I also realized I couldn't take the form of someone who already existed.

eX: I see. Now tell me, how did you avoid getting hit by the arrows?

Geno: I used my star shield, but it was also pure ambition. I knew I had to mend the Star Road. Also Bowser was too busy hitting the Toads with targets for Mushrooms.

eX: Interesting. Do you have any relation with that annoying star door from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time?

Geno: Unfortunately, he's my brother. He is annoying, isn't he?

Luigi: Yes! Making me get squished by that dumb Aurora Block and whatnot...

eX: Indeed! Geno, what's it like on Star Road?

Geno: It's completely quiet, lit up by the light of the stars. And it has a perfect view of Star Haven.

eX: Star Haven? How close are you to the Star Spirits?

Geno: Eldstar and I have been close friends for many millennia. Oh, and in case you're wondering, Twink has become very powerful. In fact, you may know him as the star from Rainbow Road.

eX: Interesting, you seem very intelligent. What more can you tell me?

Geno: I could go on and on. Like Cortez was Flavio's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's best friend, until he betrayed him. Oh, and Peach is Baby Bowser's mother.

The Entire Audience: *gasp*

Geno: Just kidding.

eX: Thank goodness. Geno, could it be possible for someone to accidentally destroy the star road? You know, like ships come through and blast it apart... like the Shroobs.

Geno: Yes. But it will take a great amount of power. Even the Shroobs would not be enough to destroy the Star Road. But there was this one time, a fox, a bird, a frog, and a rabbit one time put a hole in the road. It was easily fixed, though.

eX: So how come Smithy went right through the road?

Geno: His sword has unimaginable powers. It pierced the road like a piece of cheese.

Mario: Cheese!

eX: Oh great, you got him started.

Mario does several flips down the step, slips, falls down, and breaks his neck.

eX: Is he dead?

Geno: I don't think so.

eX: Oh good, we can't afford another lawsuit.

Some Announcer Guy: Amen to that.

eX: Okay, enough of me, let's hear from the audience. Yes, seat number 2,463.

The Annoying Star Door: Brother? Do you really think I'm annoying?

Geno: Who removed your hinges?!

The Annoying Star Door: I see your heart is not filled with compassion.

Geno: Frankly, I don't care. My duty has been fulfilled. The Star Road is fixed and that's all I'm worried about.

eX: Seat 44,444.

Yoshi: Um... Geno, what was your favorite part of your journey with Mario?

Geno: I really did enjoy Nimbus Land. Also the sunken Ship, Johnny was cool.

eX: Seat 123.

Kammy: How close to the Star Road were we when we lifted Peach's castle into the air?

Geno: Well actually you weren't that far. As I said before, I get a great view of Star Haven, so you were pretty close.

eX: Now for the last question. Seat 4,556.

Goomba: Can a star like you actually die?

Geno: No, but the vessel I'm using can. And if it dies, I simply find another.

eX: Interesting. Now, Geno. Our members have been wanting to see a move from you. Would you close the show with something cool?

Geno: It would be my pleasure.

(Geno walks centerstage, lifts his arm, and floods the place with light. Suddenly a giant star crashes into the building, and burns it to the ground.)

eX: Great! My hospital bill is too much for me! Ugh, I think I'd take the lawsuit now.

Some Announcer Guy: You may have to, half our audience died.

eX: *sigh* Great.

End Transmission

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