(We see Larry soaring through the air.)

Larry: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… weeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

(Larry approaches a mountain.)

Larry: OH MY DAD!

(Larry hits it. He takes out a radio.)

Larry: This is Koopa-49er requesting backup!

Gaara: (over radio) You’re alive? Dang… Fine, I’ll come since you're too lazy to come yourself!

Larry: Ok.

Back at the studio...

Gaara: Larry landed and I’m going to rescue him.

Lemmy: I guess that means I-

Homestar: I’ll interview!

(Homestar goes onstage and kicks Lemmy out a window.)

Bowser: Ask me a question!

Homestar: Ok. What is the name of our 38th president?

Bowser: ABOUT ME!!!

Homestar: Why do you change size from game to game?

Bowser: I drank a potion to make me grow, but it somehow got messed up-

(A Goomba whistles.)

Bowser: And now I grow and shrink.

Homestar: Ohhhhhhhhh... That explains everything!

(A ribbon appears.)

Homestar: DING!

Everyone Else (except for Iggy): …

Iggy: I see now!

Homestar: So if you’re not married, how do you have eight kids?

Bowser: Well… you see… no comment!

Homestar: Ok. Why do you keep trying to beat Mario if he’s stopped you so many times?

Bowser: I’m stubborn, duh!

Homestar: Why do you and your kids have spiky shells when the other Koopas don’t?

Bowser: We took potions!

Announcer: Warning: don’t ever take potions to get more buff, it’s dangerous!

Homestar: Seat 4!

Homsar: AaAaAaA! I’m a song from the 60s! Why do you like to kidnap the princess so much?

Bowser: To lure Mario!

Homsar: But why the princess?

Bowser: She’s so pretty!

Audience: …

Homestar: Last question: Seat 6!

Boo: Why do you have eight kids but no wife?

Bowser: Well… you see… they… are… NOT MY CHILDREN! THEY ARE ADOPTED!

Iggy, Lemmy, Roy, Ludwig, and Morton: AAAAAH!

Homestar: Umm… End Transmission! DING!

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