Larry: Hello! Welcome to my first deluxe Interview!

Gaara: It’ll probably be your only one…

Larry: …

Gaara: What?

Larry: Anyway… I’ll be interviewing three people today! Our first one is Wiggler!!!

Wiggler: Hi.

Larry: So Wiggler, why are you green while others are brownish?

Wiggler: That’s just because I live on a tropical island, there are others there like me.

Larry: When you were defeated, why did you turn to sand?

Wiggler: It’s a power. I can turn into any substance I’m touching.

Larry: Substance? Don’t use such big words! I’m not such a smarty worm like you!

Everyone Else: …

Tolstar: Yeah! I agree!

Larry: So how do you feel that you only appeared in one game?

Wiggler: ANGRY! WHY DOES THE OTHER KIND OF WIGGLER GET TO APPEAR IN LIKE FIVE GAMES?! AAAAHHHH!!!

Everyone Else: O.o

Wiggler: Sorry.

Larry: So did you hire those Plungelos to tilt the mirrors?

Wiggler: Yes.

Plungelo: We were forced against our will!

Wiggler: SILENCE!

Plungelo: Eep!

Larry: Last question. When Mario defeated all of the Plungelos, you fell apart, yet how were you alive later?

Wiggler: I can go back together!

Larry: All right, now it’s time for Chain Chomp!

(Wiggler leaves and a Chain Chomp comes in.)

Chain Chomp: Hey!

Larry: So Chain Chomp, why do you guys act like dogs?

Chain Chomp: So we can have a home where our owners think we’re nice.

Smithy: I knew it!

Larry: Are you guys made of metal?

Chain Chomp: No, our skin is just black and hard, making it seem like metal!

Larry: Why did you guys go all wild when you got hot?

Chain Chomp: Well our skin is very sensitive to heat, and it just makes us literally burn!

Larry: When you went to the springs, why did you turn gold?

Chain Chomp: It’s just a sign that we’re happy.

Larry: Last question, how did the Bob-ombs get you chained to that wooden stake?

Chain Chomp: They lured me with a steak... STEAK!!!

(He runs out and ??? comes in.)

Larry: Hello ???.

???: …

Larry: Most people don’t know who you are, so tell us, who are you?

???: I appear in Super Mario Sunshine’s test level.

Larry: Do you have a name?

Glitch: Glitch!

Larry: …

Glitch: What?

Larry: Describe yourself.

Glitch: Well I am yellow and very tall with no mouth or arms, and I have two long legs. My body and my head are basically the same thing, and I have an eye on the top.

Larry: So how did you walk through that wall?

Glitch: That wall was a hologram for quick escapes.

Larry: Who would go through the madness of a test level?

Glitch: Er… Mario?

Larry: Speaking of Mario, why didn’t his water affect you?

Glitch: Because I am water-resistant.

Larry: Last question: Why didn’t you fight Mario?

Glitch: I’m very peaceful.

Larry: That wraps up my first Deluxe Interview!

Gaara: End Transmission!

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