Lakilester13: So anything new for Interviews?

General Guy: Nothing, really. I don't know.

dogsrule151: We're interviewing Iggy now, and um, you're late.

Lakilester13: Cmon, General!

(They walk into the interviewing place, where Iggy is waiting patiently.)

Iggy: Hi! Here to interview me?

Lakilester13: Sorry I'm late. I'm Lakilester13 and my guest, General Guy!

Audience: w00t!

Lakilester13: Thanks for cheering us on. Here we go!

General Guy: Okay.

Lakilester13: Let's start with music. What kind do you like?

Iggy: I like pop, like my idol, Iggy Pop!

Lakilester13: Fascinating. So what do you do for fun?

Iggy: I like to daze myself online...

General Guy: Kay, who do you like that yearns for you in your heart?

Audience: ...

Iggy: To tell you the truth, me and my brother Lemmy have been together for about two years now.

Lakilester13: That's hot.

General Guy: Oh, what would your father say?

Bowser: I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?! HOW? HOW?!

Iggy: I can't bring myself to apologize. It's uncomfortable. How 'bout another question?

Lakilester13: How many whoopings are you gonna get tonight?

General Guy: Sorry, do you go to work?

Iggy: Thankfully so.

Lakilester13: Before anything gets tragic, how about some input from the audience? Seat 15!

Mario: Lakilester13, will you marry me?

(Peach smacks Mario.)

Mario: Mamamia!

(He runs into the night, where 69 flying bananas hit him in the head.)

Mario: Double mamamia!

Lakilester13: Seat 28!

Talking Apple: I just escaped from jail... AND I'M COMING TO ATTACK YOU!!!

Lakilester13: Security!

Police: Talking Apple?! You're supposed to be doing time!

Talking Apple: At once I shall return!

(He runs off, then is eaten by Pooh and Piglet.)

Lakilester13: Let's answer a question! You're supposed to be asking Iggy this, kay? Seat 13, and this better be lucky.

General Guy: Why 13? That's unlucky.

Lakilester13: Reverse psychology. Anyhoo, seat 13?

Wario: What's your favorite outfit?

Iggy: I like my Elton John suit.

Wario: ...

(Sound of crickets.)

Lakilester13: Anyhoo, how about seat 70?

Crash: Where do you live?

Iggy: I want to live in a private apartment with my bro, but I'm not sure I can-

Crash: I asked you where you live, not where you want to live.

Iggy: My bad. I live with my father.

Crash: : (

Lakilester13: How about seat 39?

Toadette: What do you think stars are?

(Scene pans over to Timon and Puumba.)

Timon: Aw, it's just a bunch of fireflies caught in a big blanket.

Puumba: Oh, I thought It was a bunch of balls of gas firing lightyears away... but I could be wrong.

(Lakilester13 looks from Puumba over to Iggy.)

Iggy: I agree with Puumba.

General Guy: Can we stop now?

Lakilester13: That's all we have for today, folks. Cheers!

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