G.G: Ok, before we start the show, we have to get rid of some used jokes, except for you, Mario. You have to stay for legal reasons.

Mario: Yay!

G.G: But no free ketchup.

Mario: Awwwwwwwww.

(Koopa 13 comes in wearing red clothing.)

Koopa 13: This color resembles the ketchup.

(Mario starts chasing after Koopa 13.)

Koopa 13: I am not ketchup!

G.G:(in a show host voice) Ok, today one of you four used jokes get to leave and never come back. Who shall it be? Our unlucky contestants are Rayman and his Rabbids.

Rabbids: Daaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

G.G: Naruto.

Naruto: Believe it!

G.G: Bowser.

Bowser: I AM THE MIGHTY KING BOWSER!

G.G: And Rawk Hawk.

Rwak Hawk: Uhhhhhhh… Believe it??

G.G: Ok, and the winner is… oh forget it, you all get to leave.

(He pulls a switch and the four of them fall through a trap door into a flame pit.)

Chompy: Bark bark!

G.G: Yeah, now that this show isn’t tainted with bad jokes, lets get started with what we do best. Who are we-

(Suddenly, Vivian comes out from the ground.)

Vivian: Hello, boys.

(Hearts form in our heroes' eyes.)

G.G: Woah. What a hottie.

Koopa 13: Come with me, sugar.

Chompy: BARKEY bark.

G.G: I get to ask her the first question.

Koopa 13: No, I do!

Chompy: Grrrrrrrrrr.

Vivian: Please don’t fight over me.

G.G: Ok, we'll settle this with Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Koopa 13: Fine, how about that?

Chompy: Bark!

(Koopa 13 holds out paper.)

G.G: Oh no! I forgot me and Chompy don’t have hands.

Chompy:whimper

Koopa 13: Yep! I win!

G.G: Fine, ask a stupid question.

(They sit.)

Koopa 13: First question. When you go underground, do you really teleport, or something else?

Vivian: No, I just hang out under the ground smelling the dirt, as it messes up my clothes.

G.G: But you don’t wear…. SWEET! Ok, next question. Do you think Koopa 13 is ugly?

Koopa 13: Okay, Vivian, answ... Hey! Ask real questions!

G.G: That is a real question, ugly!

Koopa 13: Stop calling me ugly.

Chompy: Bark bark.

G.G: Hey, shut up, I'm not short!

Koopa 13: Well you’re shorter than me!

G.G: Well at least I don’t brush my teeth with poison paste.

Chompy: GRRRRRRR.

(The three of them continue to bicker.)

Vivian: Boys, please stop!

Koopa 13: Oh yes! Anything for you!

G.G: As you wish, my dear.

Chompy: Bark bark.

G.G: He says, why do you always wear that hat?

Vivian: It’s the Shadow Siren uniform, we wear it so that people know if you’re a Shadow Siren or not.

Koopa 13: Are you some sort of ghostamigig?

Vivian: Aww, that’s nice of you to ask.

G.G: No it’s not, he really means that you should give him a kick in the butt.

Koopa 13: No, that’s not what I mean! Don’t lesson to him, it’s all lies.

Vivian: To answer your question, I was created by the Shadow Queen.

Chompy: Bark bark.

G.G: He says, why are you so ugly?

Vivian: ECXUSE ME?

CHOMPY: GRRRRRRRRRRR.

G.G: Ok, he really said how come you use fire and your sisters can use ice and lightning.

Vivian: When we were born we each got our own separate abilities, such as fire and stuff.

G.G: You can light my flames any day. Anyway, my question is, were you born as cute as you are or did the angel make you a special delivery?

Vivain: Awwww, that’s so sweet.

Koopa 13: Um, actually he means you are a hideous and have nothing do with angels.

Vivian: Actually, that’s true. I wasn’t created by angels. You have good sense of view.

Koopa 13: Wow, I’m good at vision. And now my question is, what’s under your hat other than pinkness?

Vivian: That’s my secret.

G.G: Come on, tell us.

Vivian: No!

G.G: All right, that fine, I guess.

(He jumps on her head and pulls off her hat, revealing her to be a Cyclops.)

Vivian: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!

G.G: Woah, awesome.

Koopa 13: What?!

(Chompy whistles.)

G.G: Dude, that’s awesome, Cyclops rule.

(Koopa 13 falls to the ground.)

Vivian: Really? That’s so sweet of you to say, you guys are so nice.

G.G: But I'm the coolest. Seat-

Koopa 13: I can hold hands with you since none of these guys have hands.

G.G: At least you can’t do this!

(He starts walking on his hair.)

G.G: Beat that.

(Chompy spits out a rock band.)

Roy: Can we get to the audience, please?

G.G: Since when does the great bully Roy say please? Anyway, seat 24.

Lord Crump: BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH-

(He faints.)

Koopa 13: O…kay. Seat 54!

Kat and Ana: Kattanan, shuriken, ninjustu.

G.G: Do you even know what those words mean?

Kat and Ana: Nope : )

G.G: Ugh. Seat 64.

Doopliss: How did you stand listening to that old hag Beldam?

Vivian: I just though karma would kick in, and sure enough, I got to beat her up. Yay!

G.G: Seat 45.

Iggy: What do you do currently?

Vivian: I became a star of my own television show, Vivian’s World.

G.G: Seat 34.

Larry: What do you think of Mario?

Vivian: What do you think? He’s my one true love.

G.G: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!

Vivian: Or at least he was, but then I got over him.

G.G: Phew.

Vivian: Now I'm in love with Lemmy. *sigh* Lemmy, you're so dreamy...

All: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?!

G.G: LEMMY?!

Koopa 13: He is a HIPPIE!

Chompy: GRRRRRRRRR.

(Lemmy comes in.)

Lemmy: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up.

Interviewers: GET HIM!!!

(The three of them start chasing after Lemmy.)

Lemmy: What did I do now?!

Vivian: Ummmm, end transmission.

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