(King Doopliss and Co. are seen in a very expensive-looking studio.)

King Doopliss: Wow! It’s amazing.

Cloaked Figure: It so shiny

Lemmy: Well it’s 100 percent real gold paint.

King Doopliss: How long did it take to make?

Lemmy: 12 hours of Doopliss and Ludwig working.

King Doopliss: Where are they, anyways?

Lemmy: Oh, I forgot I, poured quick drying cement on them both.

(A Koopa brings in a cement-covered Ludwig and Doopliss.)

Lemmy: Well today you interview…

King Doopliss: NO!!! Since it’s my 20th Interview I’m picking who I interview for once. I’m Interviewing Everyone Favorite Dino Yoshi.

Random Birdo Fan: I like Birdo more.

(10,000 Yoshi fans beat the Birdo fan up.)

Cloaked Figure: Hey, that’s my job.

(The 10,000 Yoshi fans beat Cloaked Figure up.)

Cloaked Figure: Oh, the pain...

Lemmy: Well I was going to make you interview Morton, but your idea is better.

Morton: I’ll get you for this!

(He jumps out a window. Screams can be heard.)

Lemmy: Now I’m out of here.

(Lemmy jumps in a box and mails himself to Bowser’s Castle.)

King Doopliss: I tought I told you no more random Lemmy leaving joke!

King Doopliss’ Creator: Too bad.

King Doopliss: I’ll get you!

King Doopliss’ Creator: No you won’t.

King Doopliss: Oh yeah. I forgot you control what happens.

(A rock falls and lands on King Doopliss’ head.)

King Doopliss: Ouch!

King Doopliss’ Creator: Now get back to work.

King Doopliss: All right.

(A Yoshi walks in and takes a seat.)

King Doopliss: First question, how do male Yoshis make eggs? Shouldn’t only females be able to?

Yoshi: Well both females and males lay eggs. Only females can lay eggs with baby Yoshis in them.

King Doopliss: But how do you make them?

Yoshi: When we eat an enemy we don’t digest them, we instead make an egg around them, then we lay them.

King Doopliss: What does the color of a Yoshi mean?

Yoshi: Color of a Yoshi helps determine their favorite fruit.

King Doopliss: How is a Yoshi’s color determined?

Yoshi: It depends on the parents' color, but green is the most common color.

King Doopliss: For those not here, what’s your color?

Yoshi: I’m a green Yoshi.

King Doopliss: Are you the main Yoshi who helps Mario all the time?

Yoshi: Yes.

King Doopliss: Why did you help Mario when he was a baby?

Yoshi: Well I’m too kind to leave a baby all alone. So I decided to help him.

King Doopliss: Do you like it when Mario rides you?

Yoshi: Not really, he’s overweight.

King Doopliss: Time for the audience to ask questions. Seat 12.

Lakitu: How does a Yoshi flutterjump?

Yoshi: Yoshis are great jumpers, so we were able to adapt that power.

King Doopliss: Seat 76.

Birdo Fan: Is it true you and Birdo are going out?

Yoshi: Ewwwwwwww! No! Birdo is ugly.

Birdo: I love you!

Yoshi: Die!

(Yoshi beats Birdo at checkers.)

King Doopliss: Wha?

King Doopliss Creator: Shhhhhh! Just go with it. I’m trying something new.

King Doopliss: Okay… Seat 16.

Koopa: How are Yoshi tongues so sticky?

Yoshi: Well our tongues are adapted to snatch things from far away with ease.

King Doopliss: Well that’s all the time we have for today. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

(Lemmy bursts from the floor.)

Lemmy: We’re going on a trip.

King Doopliss: Yay!

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