Larry: I forgot who I’m interviewing…
(Neville comes through the wall.)
Neville: AAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAGHHHH!!!
Larry: No… it’s not “AAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAGHHHH!!!” I think it was Nick…
Neville: I’m the person you’re interviewing!
Larry: Oh.
Neville: (What a moron…)
Larry: All right! First question: How did you die?!
Neville: Why are you shouting?
Larry: Just feeling a bit shouty today…
Neville: Anyway, I was killed by floating books!
Larry: Floating books?
Neville: It was the work of Bogmire!
Bogmire: It’s true.
Larry: …
Bogmire: What?
Larry: Next question: do you have any relationships with the other portrait ghosts?
Neville: Yes, they are my family and servants.
Larry: So did you guys all move in at once and die one at a time?
Neville: Yes.
Larry: So why were you reading if books were what killed you?
Neville: Well I’m just interested in reading, is all.
Larry: So is reading ALL you do?
Neville: No, sometimes I go out to terrorize people.
Larry: We have no audience questions because they hate my Interviews, so that winds it up. END TRANSMISSION!
Neville: Well I’m leaving.
(He vanishes.)
Larry: I’m so lonely… Hey! I said END TRANSMISSION!
(The Lakitu isn’t there.)
Larry: Dang it!
(He gets out a sledge hammer and destroys the camera.)
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