(We see Larry’s castle, and inside, a new Interview studio is there.)
Larry: Hello. WELCOME TO MY INTERVIEWS!!! Today I’ll be interviewing Lydia!
Lydia: Hello.
Larry: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHA-
Lemmy: No Super Fists!
(Larry whacks Lemmy with a flaming turkey.)
Larry: THIS IS MY CASTLE!!!
Lydia: …
Larry: Anyway, what connection do you have with Neville?
Lydia: I’m his wife, you idiot!
Larry: So why was the window broken?
Lydia: Well, after Neville and Chauncey died I was sad and enraged, and I threw a lamp at the window and it broke and a piece of glass pierced my head
Larry: So why were you-
Goomba: DNA evidence!
Larry: Why were you brushing your hair if you’re a ghost?
Lydia: I just want to look pretty!
Larry: You’re dead! It doesn’t matter!
Lydia: ...
Larry: So what do you do besides brush your hair?
Lydia: I cook, I clean, I take care of an ENTIRE MANSION! I JUST WOOOOORRK!!!
Plit: …
Larry: Seat 657!
Fawful: Did you notice of the knowing of something the Toad of fungusness who could have been a Tom of the Peeking?
Lydia: No… I SHALL DESTROY HIM!
Larry: Seat 76!
Smithy: Why do you yell so much?
Lydia: I’m dead! I’m sensitive, you moron!
Larry: Last question: seat 675!
Koopa: What would you do if Luigi was tied up?
Lydia: KILL HIM FOR RUINING MY HAAAAAAAIR!!!
Larry: Er… END TRANSMISSION!
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