Ludwig101: Welcome back, everyone! Before I begin, I have an announcement. From now on, I will be addressed by the name of Luther Koopa. Now let’s begin the interview. Uhh, where is O’ Chunks?
(Out of nowhere, Nastasia flips into the Interview room.)
Blooper: Get that freaky woman out of here!
Nastasia: Excuse me?
(She pulls down her glasses and hypnotizes Blooper.)
Blooper: Nothing, and HAIL BLECK!
Nastasia: Yeah, I thought so.
Luther: Do you know where O’Chunks is?
Nastasia: Uh, yeah. Hang on a sec, k?
(She flips back to Bleck’s castle and checks on O’Chunks.)
O’Chunks: Oy, what ye want now?
Nastasia: Yeah, some guy named Luther Koopa wants to interview you.
O’Chunks: YES!!
Nastasia: When you’re done, you can get back to work on your 1,000-page report on your performance.
O’Chunks: DRAT! Fine, let’s go. CHUNKS AWAY!
(Back in the Interview room…)
Luther: Finally! Now let’s begin. What do you have a Scottish accent even though Plit doesn’t have a Scottish place?
O’Chunks: I was born in Scotland living a carefree life as a wee lad. About a decade later, some warp pipe took me away from me family like a whirlpool. I eventually wound up at Bleck’s castle. I miss them so much.
(More than half of the room starts to cry.)
O’Chunks: ‘Ey, are you crying boy?
Luther: (nearly reduced to tears) N... No. I... I just got something in my eye. I’m better. Now what’s with that Chunks Away thing?! What kind of food do you eat?
O’Chunks: It’s my own rocket without tinkering with metal. I eat broccoli, ham, beans, and haggis.
Luther: Huh? What’s Haggis?
O’Chunks: Sheep’s heart, liver, and lungs mixed with vegetables and spices.
(Everyone pulls out their vomit bag and… WHAT DO YOU THINK?!)
Wario: Not me. I think that’s delicious.
Luther: Wario, EVERYTHING that’s disgusting, you like! Now let’s just move onto the audience questions. Seat SCHEDULE.
Nastasia: Uh yeah, when will you be done with my 1,000-page report?
O’Chunks: I just need the conclusion, so STOP BADGERING ME!
Luther: Seat JESTER.
Dimentio: Do you have a crush on Nastasia?
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Nastasia: 0////0
O’Chunks: HEY! Don’t be getting the wrong idea; we’re just buddies, all right?
Luther: Finally, seat RHYME.
Merlee: Do you think Bowser has more power?
O’Chunks: No! I can take that wee little chump down easily.
Bowser: We’ll see about that!
Nastasia: Yeah, sorry to break this up, but Chunks, you need to finish your report, k? So…END TRANSMISSION!
Luther: I’m supposed to say that! Oh forget it.
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