Went: (looking at a wreckage) I thought that my studio was here.

Fireman: That was before the explosion.

Went: E-explosion? How? When?

Fireman: We still don't know. We are looking for survivors now.

Went: Have you found a Goomba there? Or a red Snifit?

Fireman: No, sorry, we have only found Fawful.

Fawful: Eeyahaha! I was hidden in a bathroom of DOOM!

Fireman: Oh, poor him, the explosion must have affected his brain. Send for an ambulance, please.

(Two Toads come and tie Fawful to a stretcher.)

Fawful: What? I'm sane of perfectlyness! Help!

Doctor Toad: Suure.

Went: No studio, no workers... I think I'm going to co-interview with someone. I will try Kody.

(Went takes a mobile phone and dials Kody's number.)

Went: I hope someone is there...

King Boo: Booooo!

Went: One: that doesn't scare by phone. Two: you have just blown up my eardrums.

King Boo: Hehe... Sorry, I can't help doing that. What do you want?

Went: I wanted to do an Interview with Kody.

King Boo: Sorry, but Kody has gone to do something.

Went: Well, you can do as long as you provide the studio.

King Boo: Okay, but you are bringing the interviewee!

Went: Done! Bye!

(Went spots a Spinia.)

Went: This will work.

Spinia: What? What will work?

Went: My idea!

Spinia: What's your idea?

Went: Interviewing you.

Spinia: Okay.

Goomba: Hi, I was just having a sn- HEY!

Went: Goomba? Where were you?

Goomba: So that's how it is, is it?! You- you traitor!

(The Goomba runs away sobbing.)

Went: Aw come on, Goomba! *sigh*

Spinia: Interview me!

King Boo: BLAAAAAARGH!!!

Spinia: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! HELP!

Went: I'm not scared.

King Boo: Well that's predictable: hardly any of the interviewers are scared. Unless they're actual characters. So, let's do this thing!

(King Boo teleports them all to Kody's Water Land castle.)

Went: I didn't know you could do that.

King Boo: I'm a king. I have to have god-like powers. Let's start.

Spinia: But that isn't god-

King Boo: LET'S START!!!

Spinia: Meep.

Went: Okay, but we have no camera crew.

King Boo: SNAP TO IT!

(Several Pink Boos with camcorders surround the Interview stage.)

Went: That's helpful. No, really, it is. Okay, Spinia... Tell me, what are your stats?

Spinia: 3 HP, 1 Attack, and no Defense.

King Boo: This is way TOO weak.

Spinia: What did you expect? We are supposed to be the weakest enemies of the game after the Goombas and Crump.

Spiked Goomba: Ha ha, I'm stronger than you.

Lord Crump: Shut up!

(Lord Crump punches the spiked Goomba and recoils in pain.)

Lord Crump: My hand!

Spiked Goomba: ... And far cleverer.

King Boo: What are you made of?

Spinia: Paper! We are a bunch of paper discs with eyes and two teeth.

Went: Yeah, you are kind of... creepy.

King Boo: This is your idea of creepy being?

Went: Well, it has two eyes out of nowhere and... What do you eat?

Spinia: Paper, to retrieve our parts burnt by spinning.

Went: Spinning... Eh, now I understand your name!

King Boo: Okay, but we never see you guys in Rogueport.

Spinia: The townspeople don't like us, oddly enough. Said we were too ugly.

Went: That's cruel. And what about your new team in the Glitz Pit, The Destructors?

King Boo: ... What?

Went: They just formed.

Spinia: Yeah, we're a mix of me, Spania, and Spunia. We're currently 9th.

Dasher: AHA! You never told me!

Spunia: Uh, wrong Spunia.

Dasher: Oh... I knew that.

King Boo: So what about Spania and Spunia?

Spinia: They have spikes on their heads and their colors are different. Spunias are toughies, though.

Went: I wish I had a Spunia...

Spinia: You don't. They're really brutal.

Went: Uh, yeah, I've change my mind now.

King Boo: All right, let's get some audience questions in so I can check up on my mansion! Seat 0!

???: I'm a ? Block!

King Boo: Running gag?

(Tira jumps into the ? Block, which closes.)

Tira: I'll be safe in here.

Went: What... was...

King Boo: She's Kody's running gag.

Went: You guys actually hire running gags?

King Boo: YEEUP!

Went: Well, at least this running joke is new. *glares at Morton* Well, any question?

(Silence...)

King Boo: No, you have to order someone to ask.

Went: Why?

King Boo: The door is our anti-free will machine. Cool, isn't it?

Audience: Yes it is.

Went: Ehh... But Tira...

King Boo: She entered through the window.

Went:  Yeah... Seat 42.

Paratroopa: Where did you go after the Koopa Troop went to Rogueport Sewers?

Spinia: We all hid in a room with a Spunia to protect us. They were very strong! The Magikoopas kept hitting us with their wands!

King Boo: Hitting?

Magikoopa: They were so weak that we didn't need to use our magic attacks.

Koopa: How do you hold things?

Spinia: We don't need to hold anything.

Koopa: Yeah, but if you had to hold anything, how would you do it?

Spinia: Creating a little tornado by spinning extra-quickly. I think.

King Boo: Seat 7,685?

Bzzap: Do you expect to appear in any other game?

Spinia: Sincerely? No.

Bzzap: Welcome to the club.

Orb User: I have been there for ten years!

Went: The level of the questions is going down at an alarming rate.

King Boo: Yeah, let's finish it quickly. Last question: seat 987,253!

Mario: Why do you are-a green?

Spinia: What kind of question is that?

Mario: I-a meant CHEESE!

(King Boo whacks Mario with a crowbar... made of cheese.)

Mario: Cheese. Cheese. Cheesecheesecheesecheesecheesecheesecheesecheesecheesecheese-

(King Boo applies the crowbar again. Mario goes into hypovolemic shock.)

Went: What the?

King Boo: Erm... I'll ask the last question for him. Why are you green?

Spinia: Because I am! Why are you white?

King Boo: Natural color.

Spinia: Same with me and green.

Went: Well I guess that's it.

End transmission

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Begin transmission

King Boo: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! WE WEREN'T DONE YET!!!

Nightmare: I am.

Went: I think I'll just stand right about... here (1,000 feet away).

Kody: Hi.

(Went jumps 100 feet in the air.)

Went: AHHHHHHH!!! What the- Oh, it's you, Kody! Where were you guys? I thought you wanted to do a co-Interview!

Kody: I was fighting a guy in a chicken suit. The others… eh… they came back with me.

King Boo: Chicken?! CHICKEN!!!

(King Boo finds the chicken and eats it, but it just falls right through him.)

King Boo: I feel so sad.

Went: Ew. Can we just end this? I've had enough of the filler scenes already.

Spinia: Righty-o.

(Spinia tackles the camera.)

Tira: End transmission.

Mario: Mamamia.

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