(A yellow Shy Guy peeps into an abandoned warehouse.)

Shy Guy: ... Perfect!

2 weeks later...

(A Shy guy wearing a dragon costume hops into a lawn chair in the abandoned warehouse. In the other chair is a Spinia. An audience sits on the floor,)

Drake Guy: Hello, minions, I am-

Belhop Goomba: A DORK!

(laughter)

Drake Guy: ... No, I'm-

Super Koopa: A GEEKAZOID!

(more laughter)

Drake Guy: *sigh* Listen, the dragon costume is so-

Belhop Goomba: You can be even dorkier!

(Drake Guy NO, IT'S SO I CAN DO THIS!)

(Drkae Guy pulls on his hood shaped like a dragon's upper jaw. Suddenly, flames erupt from it, toasting the Goomba.)

Belhop Goomba: .... Ouch...

Drake Guy: Now you know why I'm called Drake Guy. Now, let's interview, shall we? Next to me I have the odd creature found only in the Rogueport sewers, SPINIA!

Spinia: Hi!

*...cricket...*

Drake Guy: Oh, come on! Just cuz I ain't famous doesn't mean it'll stink! Anyway, let's begin. First question, what ARE you?

Spinia: Well, we are basically Tweesters that got turned solid.

Drake Guy: How'd you get solid?

Spinia: We were born in damp conditions. Our kind adapted to not having much space to fly in, so we grounded ourselves, and we've been here ever since.

Drake Guy: Cool. Is there a ruler that rules you?

Spinia: Actually, there's a dude named Zania that protects us.

Drake Guy: What's he like?

Spinia: He's basically a Spinia with dizzy eyes and a sharp crown and shifting colors.

Drake Guy: How strong is he?

Spinia: Strong enough to spin so fast he creates clones that can turn into tornadoes.

Drake Guy: Maybe I'll interview him next... AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! You there, the Goomba I toasted!

Burnt Goomba: ... Ow... How come you don't live anywhere else?

Spinia: We like the sewers most. We also hang out with the Blooper dude.

Drake Guy: You there! In the cool cloak.

Whamek: Sup, Bro.

Drake Guy: Hey. Oh, that's my bro, Whamek, a Shy Guy that idolizes Kamek.

Whamek: Yep. Hey, Spinia! Is there a ranking system? Cuz I'm confused with the whole Spania, Spunia thing.

Spinia: Nope. Some are born with spikes, some aren't.

Drake Guy: Last one! You there.

Hooktail: Does your ruler try to defeat other kings? And does he have a castle and stuff?

Spinia: Naw, he doesn't care about conquest. And no, no castle. He lives in an underwater chamber near where that Blooper dude is.

Drake Guy: Well, it's time for RPG BATTLE TIME! That's the part where I pit you against someone. Lesse... How about the burnt Goomba? HIT THE LIGHTS!

RPG BATTLE!

Spinia 10/10
Vs
Goomba 10/10

Spinia used Super Spin! 5 damage! Goomba used Headbonk! 3 damage!

Spinia: 7/10
Vs
Goomba: 5/10

Spinia used Buzzsaw Spin! 7 damage!

SPINIA WINS!

Drake Guy: Cool move.

Spinia: I've been working on it, but it's hard to spin really fast in one spot.

Drake Guy: END TRANSMISSION!!! That's what I say, right?

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