Kammy: Hi, I'm Kammy Kooopa, and before I start my Interview, I need to get rid of some old running gags that've been hiding in my closet.

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Mario: CHEESE!

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Mario: CHEESE!

Kammy: I've always thought there was something similar between them. But I never really did notice, ya know?

(Mario climbs up a tree with a piano glued to the other side, and immediately-)

Goomba: I don't like the narrator!

(Shut up! Like I said before I was RUDELY glares at Goomba interrupted! Mario climbed up a tree with a piano glued to the other side, and you hear a loud-)

Goomba: When will the Interview start?

(SHUT UP, YOU IDIOTICAL, STUPID, WIMPY UNDERLING OF ALL UNDERLINGS! Ahem, and you hear a loud-)

Goomba: Why won't you call me by my real name, Christopher Leonardo Michael Gonzales?

(MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yes, Mr. Christopher Leonardo Whosajawatsit! A 238,239,048,293,049,589-pound safe-)

Christopher Leonardo Michael Gonzales: Meep.

(-drops on Christopher!)

Christopher from Pooh Bear: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Kammy: Ah, who cares?

(Kammy takes her wand and zaps that stupid Goomba.)

Daisy: Hi, I'm- Oh forget it.

(Daisy walks out of the closet and goes to her psychiatrist.)

Kammy: I'm interviewing Kamek.

Kamek walks in but forgot something very important...

Kammy: YOU FORGOT YOUR STINKING PANTS, YOU IDIOT!

(Kamek runs out and returns with sweats on.)

Kammy: That's better. I'm going to ask one of the most controversial questions there is. Just to let you know, I'm not the real Kammy Koopa, I'm just an unfortunate Yoshi that got named after her. You might have noticed that my name has three "O"s if Lemmy didn't think it was a typo. Why did Kammy, the old hag, replace you?

Kamek: I actually quit. Right after I found out that I was going to be moved to full time babysitter for the "darling" Koopalings, I quit. I seriously did quit.

Bowser (Uh oh): YOU QUIT?! YOU SAID YOU WERE ON VACATION!!!

(Bowser lunges at Kame-)

Kammy: Security!

(Thank goodness for Roy! He almost missed and hit me!)

Kammy: That's nice. Why were you "Psycho Kamek" in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga? You actually helped more than you hurt.

Kamek: I already quit before that. Although I still do random things to help both sides...

Kammy: Okey-dokey then. Audience questions! It's about time I got numbers for my seats. Seat 35!

Iggy: Was that you on Mario's TV show? The episode Ghosts 'R Us?

Kamek: (blushing) Unfortunatly, yes. I was Wizardheimer, or as Mario's gang said, Wisenheimer before I changed my name to Kamek. I was but a child then, and my actions on that show seemed unorthodox to say the least.

Kammy: Works for me! Seat 29!

Joleene: Is there any reason you tend to wear a blue robe?

Kamek: Blue's always been my favorite color. I tried to get the hag to wear it, but she never really caught onto it. And she likes purple and pink too much.

Kammy: I wouldn't either. Seat 72!

Spyro: What's your problem with Yoshi? And how in the world did I get here?

Kamek: Well, once... long, long, long, long, lo-

Kammy: STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!!! Repeated words make my brain hurt! And... Roy?

Roy: (looking up from Yoshi Topsy Turvy) Huh?

Kammy: Escort Mr. Purple here *points to Spyro* outta here!

(Roy grabs Spyro and throws him to Sarasaland.)

Kammy: Seat 25! No long questions!

Iggy: Why do you do the same thing over and over? Yoshi's getting used to it.

Kamek: Each time I do it, I was back in time far enough to not remember already doing it. Get it?

Kammy: Oww. My brain hurts... Seat- Huh?

Kamek: What happened to the audience?

All of the audience seats are empty... except for one... REALLY bloated... Hooktail?

Kammy: Okey-dokey then. I'm outta here! What? Hooktail... ate... the camera?

Kamek: How are we having this Interview then?

Kammy: I'm not sure. Some force that controls all of Plit?

Kamek: Stop saying questions! You're driving me crazy!

Kammy: What about the Wheel of Embarrassment?

Kamek: Oh, I don't know. End Transmission, I guess.

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