Hazey Lucario: Welcome, everyone, to most people's favorite program-

Outside the studio in Mario's house...

Mario: GRR I HATE-A THIS SHOW!!!

(He changes the channel.)

In the studio...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Hazey Lucario: You're lucky you're in public. You still owe me 20 bucks from our poker game! AND YOU TOO, IGGY! I WANT MY MONEY!!!

Kekky: Um, Hazey? We're on air...

Hazey Lucario: Woohoo! My patience has paid off! I can finally fly!

Kekky: No, I mean we're live...

Hazey Lucario:sniffleGet me a burger... Anyway, today's victim- um, I mean, interviewee, shall be BZZAP, the annoying whatever it is from Paper Mario!

BZZAP: Buzz, I hate you you.

Hazey Lucario: GRRR!!! HE CAN FLY BUT I CAN'T?!

WARNING: the following scenes are censored due to inappropiate language and intense language.

Kekky: Okay, while he calms down a bit, I'll be asking the questions... Okay, so how come when the little bees you summon sting Mario, Mario shrinks?

BZZAP: Well, I'm not really sure about that question. But I do know that their toxins are very withering, and come damage the body in powerful ways. Shrinking must be an occasional effect.

Kekky: Well, okay. How exactly do you call upon those little bees of yours? Are they connected to you in a way?

BZZAP: Since I live in colonies, yes, the bees are smaller members of the hive that I call by releasing a scent that only we BZZAP can smell.

Kekky: That's somewhat interesting... So, where do you live?

BZZAP: Well, we BZZAP prefer to live in Flower Fields. But, we used to live in Forever Forest before it became so large, a long time ago, before many of my own generations. They haven't been able to escape the forest, nor are we capable of going in ourselves.

Kekky: That's sad.

BZZAP: Yeah, wanna make something of it?!

Hazey Lucario: I couldn't help overhear the situation. Can I PLEASE kill him?

Kekky: No. Well, at least not yet.

BZZAP: What?

Hazey Lucario: You shut up. It's time for quesions from our nice audience. Seat 222!

Pirahna Plant: What do you eat?

BZZAP: Little Yoshi girls and little Yoshi boys.

Kekky:gulpSeat 122

Morton: What's with your low HP, but your high attack?

BZZAP: Our stingers are very sharp and quick, as well as poisonous, allowing us to quickly finish off foes before they can take advantage of our HP levels. Our HP levels come from the fact our bodies are a bit weak in a way...

Hazey Lucario: Good. The easier to kill!

Kekky: Save it for after the Interview. Last question goes to seat 22!

Larry: Are you a plant pollinator?

BZZAP: What kind of dumb question is that?! Of course! Kekky, kill him.

Hazey Lucario: Kill him too!

Kekky: Agreed...

(Kekky presses button and Larry's seat drops him into the shredder. BZZAP has a piano dropped on its head. The audience is thrown into the shredder.)

Outside the studio in Mario's house...

Mario: OH MY GOD-A!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I LUV-A TIS SHOW!!!

Back at the studio...

Hazey Lucario: End transmission... And run...

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