Meta Knight: We have a problem outside.

G.G: What’s up?

Meta Knight: There are members of the Luigi fan club striking outside.

Koopa 13: Wow, that lean, mean, green machine is starting to get more popular.

Lemmy: You guys go outside and take care of it!

G.G: You’re the boss, you do it!

Lemmy: No way, we have had too many problems with crowds in the past and that is why I have minions to do my bidding.

Chompy: Bark bark?

Lemmy: JUST GO!

(They go outside.)

Luigi Fans: We want Luigi, we want Luigi!

G.G: What do you guys want?!

Luigi Fan: We demand that you interview Luigi. He has never made a single appearance on the show.

Koopa 13: If you want him so badly, you have to give me some juice.

(A gallon of juice is poured on Koopa 13’s head as well as the barrel carrying it.)

Koopa 13: I GOT JUICE ON MY HEAD! MUST WASH!

G.G: Even if we did want to interview him, we don't know where he is!

(Luigi appears next to G.G.)

Luigi: Hi.

G.G: WOAH!

Koopa 13: Where did you come from?

Luigi Fan: INTERVIEW!!!

G.G: All right, all right!

(They head back inside and sit down.)

G.G: All right, Mr. Luigi person, what is the difference between you and your Ukiki-brained brother?

Luigi: Well besides my clothes, I can jump higher and I am younger then he is.

Koopa 13: Cool. Anyway, why do you wear the color green?

Luigi: It’s the same color as CELERY!

G.G: WHAT?!

Koopa 13: Mario ketchup and you, celery. You guys really are brothers.

Chompy: Bark bark?

G.G: He says, how do you feel about being the second player?

Luigi: Meh, I used to always want to be the star, but it’s too much work, so it’s a lot easier to be the second hand to my bro.

G.G: Do you and Daisy really have a thing going on?

Luigi: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, we're just friends.

G.G: Really? Then you wouldn’t mind if I hit on her, would you?

Luigi: YOU LITTLE GOOMBA-FACED….

Koopa 13: WOA, WOAH! HOLD ON!

Luigi: Oh, sorry. Please continue.

Koopa 13: Why do you jump higher than Mario?

Luigi: Because I’m a lot skinnier than him, so I can jump higher.

Chompy: Bark bark?

G.G: He’s says, have you ever heard of Mr. L?

Luigi: Nope, can't say that I have, but he sounds like a cool guy.

G.G: Yeah, anyway, do you think you will ever want your own game?

Luigi: Well I was already in Luigi's Mansion and that was pressure enough. I like it better when me and Mario team up in our own game.

Koopa 13: If Walugi was here, would you start fighting with him?

Luigi: Probably, but that’s never gonna happen.

(Waluigi comes into the room.)

Luigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

(They both hide under the chair.)

Koopa 13: Hey, what’s wrong with you two?

Chompy: Bark bark?

G.G: He says, why are you so afraid of everything?

Luigi: I never used to be, but one day I was sleeping in my bed and I felt this weird thing crawling around in my bed. When I woke up I saw a Wiggler squirming around in my bed… Ughhhh, just thinking about gives me the shivers.

G.G: Man, what a loser.

Sauske: Loser.

G.G: Don’t mock me!

(He throws him down a fire pit.)

G.G: Meta Knight, you're supposed to make sure guys like that don’t come in. Anyway, audience time. Seat 24.

Boo: Why don’t you live in the big mansion you got in Luigi’s Mansion?

Luigi: I was going to, but then Mario sold it for ten boxes of ketchup.

Mario: Best investment ever!

G.G: Seat 256.

(We see Dimentio wearing a mustache.)

Dimentio: Why don't you have a game based off of your adventure during Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door?

Luigi: We're actually in production of that, coming this fall see the great Luigi-

G.G: Take your advertisement somewhere else. Seat 45.

Banana: I like cereal!

Koopa 13: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Seat random number.

Kooper: How come you let Peach smack one on you during the Mario Bros. games if you like Daisy?

Luigi: That was before I met her, so I used to like Peach.

Mario: You traitor, en garde.

(He decks Luigi to the ground and starts beating him up in a puff of smoke like in the cartoons.)

G.G: Well as fun as this was, I think it’s time.

(Gonzales Jr. jumps on Koopa 13 and knocks him around the room.)

Gonzales: YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

Koopa 13: NOOOOOO! I thought I'd never see the likes of you kicking me around the room!

Meta Knight: End transmission!

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