DT: Thanks for the Chuckola Cola, but why did it take so long?
Bonetail: Aroo arooe areeow!(It took a few days for Bubbles to finish.)
DT: Either way, it's very good. Domino! Who am I interviewing?
Domino: Uh... The Chuckolator.
DT: WHAT?! I COULD HAVE JUST DRANK HIM!!! Ahem. By the way, Domino, YOU'RE FIRED!!! Cloaker! You're my new assistant.
Cloaker: No I'm not, I quit.
DT: I just cant find good help. Bonetail, get me the phone... Yes... Hello... Doopliss, I have an offer for you...
Back on the set...
Magikoopa 1: Okay... Why do we have to use this summoning spell again?
Magikoopa 2: To summon the Chuckolator-
Magikoopa 3: So DT can do his Interview.
Magikoopa 1: Okay... Why do we have to use this summoning spell again?
(DT walks onto the set.)
DT; You guys done yet?
Magikoopas: yes.
(DT sits down as the Chuckolator materalizes.)
DT: Okay, first question, what games have you appeared in? Once again this is for people too lazy to buy the game.
Chuckolator: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga as the toughest ever boss! Hahahahahahah!
DT: That's a self-proclaimed title, isn't it?
Chuckolator: ... Yes.
DT: How did you come to life?
Chuckolator: Bubbles's jokes. Me hearing Bubbles's jokes over and over again made me want to jump out of that barrel, because they were so awful.
Bubbles (in audience): What do you call a really old cracker? A grahmcracker! Hahahahah!
DT: I don't know about the rest of you, but I DON'T GET IT!
Chuckolator: Neither do I on how he continues with the terrible jokes.
DT: Wait, that reminds me. If Bubbles's jokes were so awful, then why did they heal you?
Chuckolator: They made me so mad, they pumped me up. So that's what healed me: enthusiasm.
DT: One more question before I go home and drink my Teeheespresso, what-
Doopliss: Sorry I'm late, DT.
DT: Oh, Doopliss, I have an offer for you. What do you say to being my new assistant?
Doopliss: Give me that Chuckola Cola and you got yourself a deal.
Chuckolator: WHAT?! You want to drink a Chuckola Cola?!
DT: Calm down, I still have audience questions. Seat YOUAREMYSUNSHINE.
Angry Sun: What was your problem with Mario and Luigi?
Chuckolator: I had so much anger pent up inside me, I took it out on the first person I saw.
DT: Seat BULLY.
Roy: Then why didn't you beat up Bubbles?
Chuckolator: I was going to, but I turned back into liquid before I got the chance.
DT: Finally, seat SHADOW- Wait! How did you...
Doopliss: Do you know how many people drink Chuckola Cola?
Chuckolator: How many?
Doopliss: About half of Plit.
Chuckolator: i will get them!!!
(Chuckolator loses it and starts trashing the set.)
DT: Holy... Well no running gags from Mario or Morton, but the building is still getting destroyed? End trans- Wait, I have an anouncment. From now on I will be taking requests on who I should interview. I still will be making some of my own ideas, but I've decided to take a few requests. Okay, now end transmission.
END TRANSMISSION
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