Amber: The first Interview is out of the way.

Para: Too bad. We still have 24 scheduled.

Amber: *twitch* Pull the lever and get it over with.

(Para pulls the wrong lever again. They fall into a swamp full of Goombas and mini windup Professor Franklys.)

Amber: I wonder how long we're going to do this... Pull the other lever!

Para pulls the right lever this time. Amber closes her eyes. It lands on...

Para: Good news: It's Yoshi.

Amber: WAHOO!

Para: Bad news: I'm doing the Interview.

Amber: :(

Para: Ok, Yoshi, come on.

(Yoshi comes up from the audience.)

Para: First question. Are you the only green Yoshi?

Yoshi: No. Some other examples are Gonzales Jr, that big herd of Yoshis in the Stampede move, and Karma, sorta. Green isn't really very common, though.

Para: Are you and Birdo really love goonies?

Yoshi: Not officially. I think she's cute, and she thinks I'm childish.

Para: Why do you only speak with the word "Yoshi!" in the games, while you're speaking with perfect English here?

Yoshi: I spoke with perfect English or Japanese when making the games, but Nintendo modified them to make me look cute. I don't like it. It makes me look like a baby.

Peach Koopa: I made a book. Read it.

(Amber takes it and skims through it.)

Amber: Blah blah blah, handsome prince meets a Koopa called Peach, blah, fall in love, blah blah blah, get married, blah blah BLAH. I've heard it five times before. I'm getting tired of your pointless inserts. You're not even part of the cast, but you just follow me in anyway. Kind of like Shy.

Shy: HEY!

Para: Pointless inserts. Audience questions. Seat 678.

Fawful: Are you and the Yoshi of smallness of the relating?

Yoshi: Gonzales Jr? No, but we're friends.

Para: Seat Nintendo64.

Yoshi: What?

Para: Oh, nothing...

Wario: Why do you let those fat plumbers ride on your back? *takes bite of twinkie*

Yoshi: Somebody doesn't own a mirror. Well, I've kind of grown on Mario since I've known him forever. He still hurts my back. Luigi isn't as fat, so I let him.

Para: Seat 12.

Princess Peach: What REALLY happened in Yoshi's Island?

Yoshi: Well, Mario hurt my back when he fell, so I wanted to cook the little twerp. The other Yoshis talked me out of it, but I had already burned the map. I did it on pure instinct. I still didn't like Mario, and I dropped him on purpose a couple times. Hehehe.

Para: Last question: Seat Kabbilion and a half.

Shy: It doesn't go up that high.

Para: No, YOU shut up!

Shy: Fine, seat 45.

Para: I SAID SHUT UP, MORTAL!

Luigi: Don't you think it's weird that nothing bad has happened in the entire Interview?

Yoshi: Oh no! You jinxed it!

Lemmy: Yes! Now I'm relocating the studio!

Amber: Where?

Lemmy: I'll tell you when we get there.

Amber: Oh great. See you on a relocated version of-

Everyone: Interviews of Interest!

Amber: Bye!

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