(Mario Koopa, Luigi Hammer Brother, General Toad, and Magiboo are walking down the path from Bowser’s Castle.)

Mario Koopa: Any more Interviews that we do, General Toad, are done at your house!

General Toad: Mansion.

Mario Koopa: Mansion?

General Toad: Yeah. I got a mansion in Poshley Heights!

Mario Koopa: Well we’re staying with you for a while. Ok?

General Toad: WHAT? !

LHB: Since YOU did an Interview with us in OUR house, our house was destroyed!

Mario Koopa: So, we’re living with you until we find a new home!

General Toad: Fine. X(

(GT, MK, LHB, and MB arrive at GT’s mansion.)

General Toad: Just don’t do anything crazy while you’re here. Ok?

MK and LHB: Ok!

(General Toad opens the door and sees Petey Piranha tearing up his mansion.)

GT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

MK: WHAT THE?

Petey: ROAR!!!

(Petey spits Doopliss Guy out.)

Dooplis Guy: Uhhhhhh...

LHB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(A boulder falls on LHB.)

LHB: Owie...

GT: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

Petey Piranha: I wanted to be interviewed but NO ONE WAS HERE!!!

(GT glares at Doopliss Guy.)

Doopliss Guy: I wanted pizza...

Petey Piranha: And this IDIOT comes here and starts poking me! So, I ate him. ^.^

MK: Calm down. General Toad and I can interview you.

GT: Yeah, sure! Just stop tearing up my house! Oh wait, I forgot...

(GT zaps everything with his Gadd Instent Fixer.)

MK and LHB: X_X You could have fixed our house with that?!

GT: Could have but didn't feel like it. Here, you can have it. Pssh the NEW version makes a plate of cookies appear!

MK: Ok, let's get started!

(Mario Koopa puts the Gadd Instant Fixer in his shell and takes out a remote. He presses a button on it that makes a stage and an audience appear. Petey Piranha flies to the stage and sits down in a chair. The chair falls underneath him. THUD! General Toad and Mario Koopa sit in their chairs. Mario Koopa grabs a really big chair offscreen and hands it to Petey. Petey sits in it.)

Mario Koopa: Hellooooooo, audience! It’s time for-

GT, MK, DG, LHB, and MB: GENERAL TOAD AND MARIO KOOPA’S INTERVIEW SHOW!!!

???: WAAIIITTTT!!!

(Lemmy rushes inside.)

Lemmy: No it’s not! It’s LEMMY’S Interview Show!

Mario Koopa: Not anymore!

(A boulder falls on Lemmy.)

Mario Koopa: Now. Petey, why do you wear a diaper?

Petey: I never got potty-trained.

General Toad: Okie-dokie. Why were you in an ice castle in New Super Mario Bros?

Petey: I was going to be in the World 4 castle so that I’d be in a land with plants and stuff, but Bowser decided to put Giant Goomba there, so I had to be in the ice castle.

MK: Exactly what are you?

Petey: Before the Shroobs invaded, I was a Piranha Bean who wandered away from the Beanbean Kingdom. Soon, the Shroobs took me and made me grow more with chemicals. The chemicals also made me grow this yellow flower ring. The increase of leaf size allowed me to fly, too.

Random Piranha Plant: I want one too!

(A giant mecha Piranha Plant comes up from the floor and eats Random Piranha Plant.)

GT: Ok... If you’re a real creature, why do you turn to goop when Mario beats you in Super Mario Sunshine?

Petey: Bowser Jr. infused me with goop so I could spit it, but it makes me melt when I die.

MK: Ok. How and why did you go to Isle Delfino?

Petey: I flew. I wanted a vacation, but when I got there, I met Bowser Jr, who bribed me to work for him.

GT: What did he bribe you with?

Petey: The Piranha Pipes. *puts on sunglasses* It's a sick ride, dude. I wanted a car to race in.

(Petey tries to do a funky hand sign, but ends up hurting himself since he has no fingers.)

MK: Riiiiiiiiiight. Ok, audience questions!

General Toad: Seat Mega-Mouth!

Morton: Wedding cake!

(A boulder falls on Morton.)

Mario Koopa: Seat Hero-of-Kingdom!

Mario: CHEESE!!

(A boulder on Mario.)

General Toad: Seat Someone Who Actually Has a Question!!!

A Goomba raises his... something... He doesn't have hands.

Goomba: How come you were teamed up with King Boo in Mario Kart: Double Dash?

Petey: Me and him were both bosses in Super Mario Sunshine. Bowser was a boss, too, but he teamed up with his son.

Mario Koopa: PRIZE CARD TIME!!!

(General Toad holds up three cards with their backs turned to Petey. Petey picks the one in the middle. General Toad turns it around and it shows a picture of a hospital.)

General Toad: You win one trip to the hospital for your injured hand... petal... thingy.

Petey: Yay!

(Petey is rushed out off the stage in a hospital bed.)

Mario Koopa: Now... Seeing as the reason my house was destroyed is because you did an Interview with me...

(LHB pulls a Bob-omb out of his shell and throws it at the ceiling. The Bob-omb explodes and puts hole in the ceiling. The ceiling falls apart as well as the rest of the mansion.)

General Toad: Oh well, I got my... Oh crud.

(Mario Koopa takes the Gadd Fixer out of his shell. He and LHB run away.)

General Toad: Well, join us next time when I find a way to repair my mansion.

Morton: (weakly) End... Transmission.

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