Larry: Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Larry: I thought I was done with that gag… Anyway, today I interview CROCO!
(Croco walks in with a full bag and an empty bag.)
Croco: Whatever!
Larry: First question: Why do you like to steal?
Croco: (stuffing his chair into his empty bag) Er… Because when I was little I was abandoned for being purple and was raised by thieves.
Larry: Why are you purple?
Croco: (stuffing a diamond in his bag) Well when I was little I ate some grapes that were in a pool of toxic waste.
Larry: Weird…
Croco: SILENCE!
Kenny: M MPPH MPHHHHH MPH! (I LIKE YELLING TOO!)
Croco: …
Larry: How do you run so fast?
Croco: (stuffing Kenny in his bag) I stole some shoes from Sonic!
Larry: Why does it seem your bag is bottomless?
Croco: It is! A Magikoopa put a spell on it for me!
(Larry crawls into the bag.)
Larry: Cool! It looks like outer space!
Croco: GET OUTTA THERE!!!!
(Larry gets out.)
Larry: Audience questions! Seat DODODEE-O! When did I start using word chairs?
(Croco is seen stuffing number chairs in his bag.)
Dodo: Why do you wear a hat?
Croco: To make me look cool!
Larry: It doesn’t work…
Croco: …
Larry: Seat I’MAREALLYSTUBBORNKOOPA!
Bowser: Why are you stuffing my gold in your bag?
Croco: Uh oh…
(A splattering noise comes from his now-full sack.)
Axem Green: Oh my gosh! You killed Kenny!
Everyone Else except Croco: YOU $#^%^%&%^&%$!
(Everyone but Larry starts chasing Croco.)
Larry: End Transmission!
(He notices the cameraman is chasing Croco.)
Larry: …
(He takes out a bomb that blows the studio up and sends him flying.)
Larry: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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