CRAZY DARK DRY BONES interviews SCUTTLEBUG

CRAZY DARK DRY BONES interviews SCUTTLEBUG

Crazy: Um, hello. This is my first ever Interview. My full name is Crazy Dark Dry Bones, but call me Crazy. As you can see I am a combination of a Dark Bones and a Dry Bones.

Audience: All right, Jim!

Crazy: Geez, you're more of my name than me! One more thing. BOO!

The audience scream like little schoolgirls.

Crazy: Even if I'm not King Boo-

King Boo: Hunh? Who said my name-

Crazy: I can still scare ya good! Anyway, I need a Scuttlebug as an interviewee.

Only one Scuttlebug raises his hand, or whatever Scuttlebugs have as hands.

Crazy: First question. What is the species of a Scuttlebug?

Scuttlebug: We are part of the spider clan on Earth. On Plit we are Piders. S is the difference.

Crazy: What do you guys eat?

Scuttlebug: We eat like spiders. We kill our prey and drink their blood.

The people in the front rows move back, except Morton, who is talking away about philosophy.

Scuttlebug: I feel so sorry for him, I won't kill him.

Crazy: In New Super Mario Bros, you lived in poison and dark levels. Why those levels?

Scuttlebug: Because our body adapts to poison and darkness.

Crazy: Didn't you say you are spiders on Plit?

Scuttlebug: Yeah.

Crazy: So why do you have (counting in head) 1, 2, 3 (out loud) 4 legs?!

Scuttlebug: HELLO, this is Plit, where a stupid, ugly, giant, firebreathing lizard-

Bowser: Hey!

Scuttlebug: -kidnaps a horrendously-ugly princess.

Peach: Hey!

Scuttlebug: Ok, look. First of all, hey or hay is what horses eat!

Crazy: Audience questions. Seat cheese.

Mario: Would you like to be in my new show called Are You Smarter Than a Cheese Grader?

Scuttlebug: No.

Crazy: Seat 123.

Koopa: Is an Arachne stronger than a Scuttlebug?

Scuttlebug: Yes because of their poison.

Crazy: All right, this is it, people. Bye.

Backstage...

Blue Koopa: Um... Hi. I am the winner of the contest.

Crazy: Oh yeah, all right. You join me tomorow!

Blue Koopa: Ok, my name is Crash.

Crazy: Bye, sucker.

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