Luigi: Hello ev’ry body! And welcome to the-
Mario: To Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga!!!
Count Bleck: Said Mario unwittingly!
Roy: SHUT UP!
Then the stage explodes and Luigi is the only one left.
Luigi: That’s better. Today we are going to interview Morton Koopa.
(All the sensible people of the audience run away, leaving Mario, who somehow appeared in the audience, Larry, 5 Koopas, a Goomba, and a jar of peanut butter. Morton takes a seat on stage.)
Luigi: Hi Morton, good to see you.
Morton: Hi, greetings, salutations, good evening.
Luigi: Uuuh yaaa, first question-
Morton: Wait a sec. hold on, stop. How did Lemmy let you interview me and takeover his show?
Luigi: I, uh, convinced him that he needed a nap... Yeah, that’s it.
Morton looks backstage.
Morton: Why dose he have a bump on his head?
Luigi: A, uuh, sandbag fell on him, yaaaa.
Morton: Ok, good enough for me, myself, Morton, I.
Luigi: So, question number uno, why do you talk so much?
Morton: I was cursed by the Tooth Fairy because when I lost my first tooth I sharpened it to the point of cutting through diamond with the greatest of ease, causing her to harm herself.
Luigi: Sad, sad, sad. Now on to question two! Why are you fatter than your siblings? Besides Roy, who’s got muscles.
Morton: I LIKE MY TWINKIES, so SHUT UP, ZIP IT, CLAP YOUR TRAP, SHUT YOR PIE-HOLE!
Goomba: PIE!!!
Morton: NEXT QUESTION!
Luigi: Ok ok ok Do people ever bug you about that star over your eye?
Morton: No, they know I am the evil son of Boswer Koopa, King Koopa, the King of the Koopas, King Dad!
Luigi: Ok. Time for the audience to ask a few questions. Larry?
Larry: Where you the one who ate my prize Bob-omb plants?!
Morton burps up smoke.
Morton: So that’s what they were.
Luigi: Uh, Mario?
Mario: Do you have thoughts of poisoning Roy’s food?
Morton: Yes, ya, correct, sure, maybe.
Mario: Do it.
Luigi: Shut up. Ok, how about the peanut butter?
Jar of Peanut Butter: Do you like me?
Morton: No.
J. P. B.: Why not? *sob*
Morton: You stick to the top of my mouth, causing me to be able to talk less… Die!
Morton punts the jar out the window.
Luigi: That’s all the time left, people.
Luigi and Morton: End Tran-
Roy: Die!
(All of a sudden the building explodes.)
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