Larry: AAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh… Where have I seen this before? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… weeeeeeeeeeeeeee… Good times….good times….
(He crashes into some weird building with a studio in it)
Larry: Where am I?
Lemmy: Oh DAD!
Larry: Oh, hi Lemmy!
Lemmy: This is my secret studio!
Larry: Perfect, because I need to interview Mack.
Mack: Here I am!
(Mack bounces to his seat, but it breaks.)
Lemmy: Grrr…
Larry: FIRST QUESTION! Why do you like bouncing?
Mack: It feels like I’m flying!
Larry and Lemmy: …
Mack: It’s true! You should try it!
Larry: … So how did you conquer that town so fast?
Mack: The Toads are so weak!
Larry: Since Smithy isn’t your leader anymore, what do you do?
Mack: I’m a hero!
Thwomp: CAN’T GET CAN OPENED!
(Mack launches himself at the can, ripping the top off.)
Mack: I am the can-opener!
(He goes back to his crushed seat.)
Larry: So what is your head supposed to look like, a pumpkin?
Mack: Beats me…
Larry: Audience questions! Seat ICANCLONEMYSELFANDYOUCAN’TNANANANANANAAAAA!
Kamek: Where do your fire attacks come from?
Mack: There is a fire blaster on the roof of my mouth.
Larry: Seat NYANYANYANYANYANYANYA!
Bowyer: That specific town why did you conquer?
Mack: It was the closest town to the Keep, so I went for it…
Larry: Last question! Seat IAMYOURMINION!
Shyster: Why didn’t you hop on Mario? I mean, you’re a sword for crying out loud!
Mack: Nintendo wouldn’t allow such gore…
Larry: That’s all the time we have. END TRANSMISSION!
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