(General Toad, Doopliss Guy, and MagiBoo are sitting in General Toad's living room.)

General Toad: Ummmm, guys…? There's something I have to tell you...

Doopliss Guy: What?!

MagiBoo: YOU’RE QUITING?!

(Lemmy bursts in.)

Lemmy: YOU’RE QUITING?!

GT: No!!!

Lemmy: Awww...

(Lemmy leaves.)

GT: Anyways... One of my friend's home just got destroyed... so he's coming to live with me... The only thing is...

DG: Just spit it out!

GT: Ok! Theonlythingisisthathe's-

MB: Slower...

GT: AN INSANE SHROOB!

DG and MB: 0_0

(Lemmy comes in again.)

Lemmy: 0_0

Somewhere far away...

Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Bro: 0_0

(Somewhere ELSE…)

The Hills with Eyes: 0_0

Yoshi: The hill eyes are big today, yes.

Back at the mansion...

(The doors bursts open.)

MB: Eeeeeeee...

(Fog rolls in.)

DG: Spork!

(A shadow appears.)

Lemmy: Mommy!

(Lemmy runs away.)

???: Greep gloop glee glab!

GT: Hi... Shrood...

(A Shroob walks in. He's wearing a blue cape and holding a classic Shroob gun, only it's painted tyedye. What appears to be a straitjacket is wrapped around his head like a turban. His eyes are lime green instead of red.)

Shrood: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLO PLIT!!!

MB: And how do you know him...?

GT: Loooong story... To make it short, I sold him socks at a yard sale.

MB: ...?

Shrood: We see each other again at short last! I brought you a sticky bun!

(He hands GT a paperclip.)

GT: Thanks...

DG: THIS... GUY... IS... SO...

MB: Oh, DAD!

DG: AWSOME!!! Hey Shrood! I'm Doopliss Guy! That's Magiboo! We all do Interviews! Want to do one with me?!

Shood: Yeah! Interviews are so yum!

A Blooper appears! Woah! It's a Blooper! Woah! WOOOAH! Ok... I'm calm now...

DG: YOU!!!

Blooper: Me?

Shrood: You!

Blooper: ME?!

DG: PREPARE TO BE... INTERVIEWED!!!

Later that night...

DG: Holla one and all! Tonight, me and a great new addition to the Interview show-

GT: ?! DG: -will be interviewing everyone's faaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite squid-like-thingy! Give it up for Shrood and the Blooper!

Audience: Faa-show!

(Shrood walks in holding the Blooper.)

Shrood: SaaaaaaaaaaWEET!

Blooper: Help…

(DG and Shrood sit on a couch. Shrood tosses Blooper into a large fishtank.)

DG: Ok, Blooper, what games have you appeared in?

Blooper: SMB, SMB3, YS, SMW2, SMRPG, PM, M&L, SMS, PM2, YIDS, SPP, and SPM.

Shrood: Well, FINE! What kind of kalamari are up for deep frying?

Blooper: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

GT: (whispering loudly) Kinds of Bloopers!

Blooper: Oh! Well, there’s Baby Bloopers, Blooper Nannies, Glad Bloopers, Jumping Bloopers, and Mecha Bloopers.

DG: Pssh, there's more Shy Guys, haha. Anywho, are there any noteworthy or one of a kind Bloopers?

Blooper: Pssh, yeah! There's Gooper Blooper, King Calamari, Big Blooper, Electro Blooper, Super Blooper, and Blooey, known for his adventure to the Waffle Kingdom with Luigi and being *shudder* deep fried!

Shrood: Huge Paper Blooper 2!

Blooper: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

GT: (whispering loudly) Why was the Blooper in PM2 so big?

Blooper: Oh! It was Big Blooper’s son.

DG: What was with the rideable Bloopers in SMS?

Blooper: They were tame Delfino Bloopers. Delfinoers like to race them. They had their race uniforms on, which explains the color.

Shrood: Mechanic of Mecha Kalamaris?

Blooper: I got that one! Nobody actually knows who built the Mecha Bloopers of the Beanbean Kingdom. Personally, I think it was a Woohoo Hooniversity experiment gone wrong…

DG: Audience questions! Seat 23!

Bullet Bill: Why can only the Delfino Blooper move on land?

Blooper: They evolved that way so they could search for food, like fruit.

Shrood: Number 1!

Crazee Dayzee: In Yoshi's Safari, why did Bloopers fly?

Blooper: They have good karma. :-)

(Blooper starts to fly.)

Shrood: !!!

(Shrood leaps up and holds onto the Blooper.)

Blooper: Ack!

(Blooper starts flying at random, crashing into things. The audience flees in terror.)

Audience: We're fleeing in terror!

(They run.)

Blooper: AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Shrood: Weeeeeeee!

(In all the chaos, General Toad calmly walks over to the camera and shuts it off.)

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