Luther: Lemmy, how did you get the money for a new studio?

Lemmy: Sometimes, some of my siblings are just too gullible.

Luther: Well then, let’s get back to work.

(Several minutes later…)

Luther: Welcome back, everyone, to-

Lemmy: LEMMY’S Interview Show.

Luther: Hey, what’s the big idea?

Lemmy: I’m tired of interviewers taking my rightful line.

Luther: Ok… Before we get started, does anyone know what happened to that annoying red Koopa from my first Interview?

Hammer Bro: Uhhh… He got into an accident. Yeah, that’s it.

(Actually, he was beaten to a deathly pulp by everybody for being annoying. He’s in the Grand Hospital of Plit.)

Doctor: According to this, you have 4,295,872,405,987 fractures.

Koopa: IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Doctor: Sadly, yes. Now shut up and rest. You might be here for the rest of your life.

Koopa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Luther: Now then, it’s time to bring out the interviewee. The Second Rate hero himself, LUIGI!

Luigi: Thanks… HEY!

Luther: Pipe down and let’s begin. Why are you taller than Mario?

Luigi: Two things. One, I’m younger than him. Second, I don’t eat as much as that bottomless pit brother of mine.

Mario: Hey, I have a name, you know.

Luigi: Do you even know what your name is?

Mario: Uhhhhhhhhh… Cheesy McParmesan?

Luigi: I rest my case.

Luther: Anyway, how did you like your game Luigi’s Mansion?

Luigi: It was great starring in my own game after a long time.

Luther: Really? What was the other game?

Luigi: It was an educational game called “Mario is Missing”, which was ten years ago.

Luther: All right, Audience Time! Seat 50.

King Boo: Do you remember the time all the Boos came out and scared you stiff?

Luigi: Y-yes, and I don’t want to go through that again.

Luther: True, now for seat TWISTED!

Iggy: Why do you wet your pants in stories lately?

Luigi: Flip coins. It’s the same bet from Larry that if I lose, then I must drink ten gallons of water before a story. He always picks Heads, and always wins.

Larry: Heh heh heh… Luckily I still have my old trick coin just for that gullible fool.

Luther: Seat SKY!

Lakitu: Why do you wear green all the time?

Luigi: I heard it was a lucky color. That and Mario got to wear red first.

Luther: Last one. Seat KING.

Bowser: You think you can beat me?

Luigi: I can beat you as easily as I beat King Boo.

King Boo: Then what if Bowser, the 50 Boos, Boolosus, and I worked together?

Luigi: Oh… Well...

(Luigi runs through the wall screaming as loud as a siren.)

Luther: Well, I guess that’s that. END TRANSMISSION!

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