DT: Okay, I’ve had it, I am tired of these annoying running gags. If the set is destroyed, Mario says cheese, or Morton says wedding cake, I will quit!!!

Doopliss: Two things. First, who are you talking to? Second, isn't "end transmission" a running gag?

DT: In order, I’m breaking the fourth wall *looks up in case of falling walls* and I don’t consider it a running gag. By the way, who am I interviewing?

Doopliss: How am I supposed to know?

DT: Uou are my assistant, you're supposed to know.

Doopliss: Okay, just don’t give me the evil eye. Okay, I pi-

Culex: Okay, I'll do it.

Doopliss: I was going to say me, and how did you get in here?

DT: In order, I can’t interview you twice or Lemmy won’t get off my back about the rules of this website/building, and he was in the audience. (I wonder if "in order" will become a running gag, or what about the word running gag become a running gag? Why don’t I just call it a recurring joke?) Okay, first question, and by the way, all of my first questions are about what game the interviewee is in, for people who can’t afford, can’t find, or are to lazy to buy the game. I can’t stretch this enough and will not say this anymore because now it is a running gag. What game were you in?

Culex: Technically I’m a reference to Final Fantasy, so that was a game I lived but did not appear in. The only game I did appear in was Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, as the toughest boss.

Doopliss: That’s a self-proclaimed title, isn't it?

DT: Don’t steal my lines.

Culex: No, it isn't a self-proclaimed title. Smithy’s second form is only tough because the first form wears them down.

Doopliss: And you’re only tough because of your crystals.

DT: Doopliss, I’m warning you, if you get Culex angry like you did Chuckolator, you will be fired.

Culex: Actually, I made those crystals.

Doopliss: So you are tough.

DT: Next ques-

(Mario is about to say cheese, when Doopliss puts tape on his mouth.)

Mario: Che- mmnmnphmmphh.

DT: Thank you. Do you live in that dimension you made inside Monstrotown?

Culex: No, that is a portal to my home in Final Fantasy.

DT: Okay, final question before the audience. Are your crystals living things? (Wow, this might actually go right for once.)

Culex: Yes they are, and what go right for once?

DT: You can read minds?

Culex: Yes.

DT: Seat NINJAGIRL.

Yuffie: Hey, I remember you! You are that guy who always hurts Black Mage.

DT: ?!

DT: Next question... WHO IS SHE?!

Culex: I have no idea.

DT: Seat STARMAN.

Geno: How did you learn to use Dark Star?

Culex: I’m a descendent of Nova royalty, and that’s something that has to be taught to all members.

DT: Okay, it’s the end of the Interview and no running gags.

?: Diamond Saw!

??: Flame Stone!

???: Petal Blast!

????: Electroshocker!

(The set walls crumble to nothing.)

Culex: My crystals! Okay, lets get a corndog.

DT: ARRGHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGHGHHHHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHGH!!! %*&*%%#*&#*@^&($^&(#%#&(%^$&$$^%$&$^%#$@%&@%@W$#!&(#^#%*@%&*#^!!! *pant, pant, pant*

Doopliss: Okay...

DT: That’s it!!! I quit!!!

(DT leaves the set enraged.)

Doopliss: All...right, I guess I’ll takeover the interviewing until DT calms down... End transmission.

DT: Not again!

END TRANSMISSION

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