Mr.Nobody: Hello there. Since I heard there would be a new game coming soon in Japan, I thought I'd do somthing special. GO MEWTWO!
(Mr.Nobody throws a Master Ball and Mewtwo comes out.)
Mewtwo: Much better.
Mr.Nobody: HerE comes the Shadow Queen! Okay. Where are the Shadow King, Shadow Prince, and Shadow Princess?
Shadow Queen: They formed the king of Ghost-Type Pokemon, Girantina.
Mewtwo: No wonder Return Cave was so dark. What are those blue things that go up you?
Shadow Queen: Those are just a source of my power. Once I get enough, I can charge up.
Mr.Nobody: Cool! Do you know what it says in both the Light Prognosticus and the Dark Prognosticus about you?
Shadow Queen: The Light Prognosticus says "The queen of shadows will be defeated by the man in red", which would be Mario. The Dark Prognosticus says "The queen of shadows will plunge the world into complete darness." I wish Luigi had picked the Dark Prognosticus.
Mewtwo: Well, I don't know which one to pick. Anyway, do you have any weaknesses?
Shadow Queen: Things of light, the Crystal Stars, and the Pure Hearts.
Mr.Nobody: But there were candles in your room. Oh well. Do you have any fears?
Shadow Queen: My weaknesses are my worst. They give me nightmares when I sleep.
Mewtwo: Hah! Don't worry, I think it's Darkrai's doing. What would you do if you got to plunge the world into complete darkness like the Dark Prognosticus said?
Shadow Queen: I would have tears of joy.
Mr.Nobody: LAST ONE BEFORE AUDIENCE TIME! How come you don't take orders, but give them?
Shadow Queen: I am WAY bigger than many things.
Mewtwo: All righty. AUDIENCE TIME! SEAT MY TRUE FORM IS A GIANT SPIDER!
Mimi: Who would you transform into if you could transform?
Shadow Queen: Mr.Nobody, because he can do anything.
Mr.Nobody: I know. SEAT I MISSED PRINCE MUSH!
Jolene: Would you like to join the Glitz Pit?
Shadow Queen: It would probably be too easy, but sure.
Mewtwo: I'm still thinking about if I should. SEAT I POLLUTED NOKI BAY!
Eely-Mouth: What if you could breathe underwater?
Shadow Queen: I would offer to become a lifeguard.
Mr.Nobody: I can do that! SEAT I CAN MAKE WISHES COME TRUE!
Jirachi: If you were a Pokemon, what attacks would you have?
Shadow Queen: Every Shadow-Type Pokemon move, including Shadow Punch, Shadow Ball, Shadow Sneak, and Shadow Force.
Mewtwo: Interesting. SEAT I THINK FRANCIS IS AWESOME!
Carrie: What are your main hobbies?
Shadow Queen: Taunting people to come closer, tuning string instruments except the guitar, gaining energy because I want a rematch against Mario, and that's just about it.
Mr.Nobody: Rematch, huh? SEAT I SHRUNK MARIO!
Dottie: How were you created?
Shadow Queen: Like most people were. I had a mom, a dad, and grandparents.
Mewtwo: Weird. SEAT I GOT BEAT BY MARIO IN A RACE!
Il Piantissmo: How fast can you run?
Shadow Queen: I'm slower than I look. About 4 MPH.
Mr.Nobody: Ummmm... I've got to go because my dad won a bid on eBay, so, END TRANSMISSION!
Reporter: We bring you this live from the Palace of Shadow Riddle Tower.
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