Doopliss: Okay, I’m finally doing an Interview... (nervously) by myself... without DT…

(Doopliss blows up because of nervousness. Doopliss walks onto the set with a smoothie in his hand.)

Doopliss: So... you guys meet the robot Ludwig made of me? Okay, bring in Lee

(Some guy in a green jumpsuit jumps on a table)

Rock Lee: Finally I get a cameo!

Doopliss: SECURITY!

(Bonetail runs in and eats Rock Lee. Lee walks in)

Doopliss: WAIT! DT chose another Duplighost for me to interview?

(Doopliss starts crying.)

Lee: Is it just me or is the author attempting to make us look fools and make this random?

Doopliss: Yes he is. Oh, and before we begin, does anyone know when DT will be back?

Audience: For the thousandth time, Doopliss, NO!!!

Doopliss: Okay, first question... Uh... I don’t know what to do... I'll just wing it. Why did you train at the Toad Town Dojo?

Lee: To get stronger of course, baka.

Doopliss: ???

Lee: Baka is Japanese for moron, you baka.

Doopliss: O…kay. Were you friends with Chan at the Dojo?

Lee: No I wasn't, he was a-

Doopliss: Baka?

(Lee nods.)

Doopliss: How-

Mario: Cheese!

Doopliss: Security!

(You know what happens.)

Doopliss: How hard did The Master train you?

Lee: Hard, and not Kid Icarus hard, I mean like Ghosts an Goblins hard.

Doopliss: O_O  That is hard.

(The creator of Kid Icarus and Ghosts and Goblins appear and try to file a lawsuit.)

Doopliss: (blandly) Security...

(You know what happens.)

Doopliss: Who is your favorite Koopaling?

Lee: Roy, he is a god amongst fighters.

(Bruce Lee smashes through the walls and starts to attack Lee.)

Doopliss: *yawn* Security...

(We are experiencing technical difficulties. Because of the graphic nature
of this scene, we will take a short break.)

................................................................................................................................................
 
Doopliss: Okay, we’re back... and unfortunately since the set was destroyed
(no surprise there), the audience was killed, and we have no more questions... end trans-

DT: I leave you control of interviewing for one day and the running gags continue.

Doopliss: You're back!

DT: Lee, how would you like to be on my interviewing team?

Lee: Okay, but I get to come up with the name.

DT: Fine.

Lee: The Dupe Troop

DT and Doopliss: That’s awful!!!

Fawful: Yesness?

Lee: DT said I could pick the name, it’s final.

(DT and Doopliss groan.)

Lee: Well, end transmission

DT: Whatever.

END TRANSMISSION

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