Mr.Nobody: Hello there. Since Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows came out on Saturday, I decided to invite Harry himself. Come on out, Harry.

Harry: Hello there.

Mr.Nobody: Here comes are interviewee, Tippi!

Tippi: Hello!

Mr.Nobody: First question. What are your stats?

Tippi: HP is 50, Attack is 3, Defense is 2. I'm the strongest of all Pixls excluding Tiptron, because she has the same stats as I do.

Harry: Well that's good! When did you meet Count Bleck?

Tippi: I met him in Bower's Warped Orbit from MP8. We got warped there somehow.

Dimentio: I did that!

Mr.Nobody: Whatever, Dimentio. What does your human form look like?

Tippi: Peach in Daisy's dress.

Harry: Okay then. Where was your happy place?

Tippi: A world somewhere in another galaxy.

Mr.Nobody: Woah! How did you breathe in space?

Tippi: I didn't. I can hold my breath for a REALLY long time!

Harry: Nice! Do you think you know how you got the fourth Pure Heart from Francis?

Tippi: I went unconscious in Francis's belly when he caught me, and that's where the Pure Heart was. So it must have come to me.

Mr.Nobody: ONE MORE BEFORE AUDIENCE TIME! Who is your favorite boss from SPM?

Tippi: Shadoo because he's not only the hardest, but the most mysterious.

Harry: AUDIENCE TIME! SEAT I GOT CRUSHED WITH BOWSER!

O'Chunks: What did ya do in your happy place?

Tippi: I explored it with Blumiere.

Mr.Nobody: I'd do that too. SEAT I FELL WITH PEACH!

Mimi: Why did Merlon turn you into a Pixl?

Tippi: He thought I was weak.

Harry: Well... you are the strongest Pixl tied with Tiptron. SEAT I DESTROYED MYSELF WITH LUIGI!

Dimentio: What other games did you want to be in?

Tippi: Mario Party 8, but like Barry, I think I'd look weird. Also Pokemon Battle Revolution, but with the same result as Mario Party 8.

Mr.Nobody: Me too. SEAT I USED TO BE A BOY BUT SOMEONE TURNED ME INTO AN UMBRELLA!

Perry: Why do you think Chapter 8-4 is called "Tippi and Count Bleck"?

Tippi: Blumiere and I got married to stop the Chaos Heart.

Harry: That Chaos Heart! SEAT I GOT FULL OF RAGE FROM THE VIBE SCEPTER!

Army Hammer Bro: What would you do if you got blasted by the Vibe Scepter?

Tippi: I'd probably become happy and drift away.

Mr.Nobody: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Harry: I guess I have to do the rest of the interviewing since he got zapped.

(Mr.Nobody wakes up and starts crying.)

Mr.Nobody: Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Harry: Stop it!

(Mr.Nobody goes on a rampage.)

Harry: END TRANSMISSION!

Reporter: We bring you this from Flipside Tower.

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