Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to my Interviews!
Larry: MY Interviews!
Lemmy: Can I please interview this one?
Larry: All right, fine. (Sucker!)
(Belome comes in.)
Belome: I’m SO HUNGRY!
Lemmy: First question, what in the world are you?!
Belome: I’m a creation of Smithy made by mixing a spider, a dog, and a tiger!
Lemmy: So why were you in the sewers?
Belome: Smithy sent me there so no one could stop his invasion, but I failed!
Lemmy: Why are you so hungry all the time?
Belome: Because Smithy accidentally messed me up!
Larry: Real mature, Smithy!
(Larry throws a hot dog he was eating at Smithy.)
Smithy: Grrr!
Lumbler: My thought!
Lemmy: Anyway! How could you clone Mario and his group?
Belome: When I ate them I took some of their hair and used my the mini-cloning factory in me to make them into a clone!
Lemmy: Seat I’MABLUEGENIE!
Baba Yaga: How did you get your own temple?
Belome: It wasn’t really mine, I just named it that because I was the strongest there!
Lemmy: Seat IWASSEENBUTNEVERFOUGHT!
Drill Bit: Why were you thinking “I just wanna sleep” if all you can think about is food?
Belome: I just ate and got full, so I was sleepy, but then Mario and Mallow came!
Lemmy: Last question: Seat I’MAWEIRDPEAR-THING!
Punchinello: Where did that stuff that made Mario into a scarecrow come from?
Belome: A little gun on the roof of my mouth! Ohhh… THE HUNGER! THE HUNGER!!!
(He eats Lemmy and Roy and leaves.)
Larry: End Transmission!
(Larry eats the camera.)
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