Nacho: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Lemmy: Hmm. We haven’t seen him in a while.
P.T.: That Super Koopa Pancake breakfast was fun! That pancake house’s floors were clean enough to eat off of!
Mii T.: Why do you keep using that expression?
P.T.: Well…
FLASHBACK!
P.T.’s mom is yelling at child P.T. (some period after the divorce).
P.T.’s Mom: Well if you’re going to drop your food on the floor, then you’re going to eat off of the floor, Mister!
Flashback over!
P.T.: Soup night was the worst.
Mii T.: … That was messed up.
Bogmire: I think I’ll interview today.
Soon…
Bogmire: Welcome! I’m interviewing a Whomp! So why were you only found in Cheepskipper’s castle during New Super Mario Bros?
Whomp: All the other castles were taken.
Bogmire: Okay. Why do you guys live in Whomp's Fortress?
Whomp: An old tradition of Whomps. It’s been so long, no one today knows.
Bogmire: Why do all of you have bandages and cracks on your backs?
P.T.: That rhymes!
Whomp: Um, the answer is that we don’t all have that. Those are just the warriors in our society. Most of them got wounded in a war.
Bogmire: Could your warriors possibly have come up with a better attack? I mean, that attack leaves your backs open.
Whomp: That’s how their backs got wounded in the first place. They still use it today because the general and the Whomp King are both too dumb to change anything.
Bogmire: Okay then. Audience questions! Seat ROBOTSQUIRTER.
Fludd: Why are you all so ugly?
Whomp: … We’re giant stone monsters! Did you think we’d look like pretty princesses or something?! Not to mention us falling on our faces a lot…
Bogmire: I thought that was the warriors.
Whomp: Oh, we don’t just use that for attacking.
Bogmire: Okay. Seat WEAKLING.
Toad: Where were you guys before Super Mario 64?
Whomp: Whomp's Fortress.
Bogmire: Seat TURTLE.
Johnson the Koopa from SPM: Are all of you squarish?
Whomp: Yes.
Bogmire: Last one. Seat SPACETHING.
Johnson the X-Naut from PM2: Why do you all have red eyes?
Whomp: It’s natural.
Bogmire: And that’s all the time we have today. Goodbye and end transmission.
Whomp: Hi, Mom!
Transmission Ended.
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