Backstage...

(Cornpie is on a computer)

Diddy: What are you doin'?

Cornpie: Nothing!

Diddy: Okay.

Cornpie: No, wait, I forgot to enter my password.

Diddy: The stars are there.

Cornpie: That's another thing.

(Cornpie puts in another password... really slowly so Diddy can see what letters he types.)

Diddy: cornpiewillbeatupdiddyandagwithin10secondsofaggettingintheroom? THAT'S A DUMB PASSWOR- Oh. I'll go get my helmet.

Cornpie: You can't.

Diddy: Why not?

Cornpie: Dynamite. Freak accident, I swear!

Diddy: Well at least I know what's coming up. Better call Bowser to get here.

Cornpie: You can't do that either.

Diddy: Why?

Cornpie: Dynamite! Freak accident, I swear!

Diddy: So you blew up my helmet AND the phone.

Cornpie: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Yeah, let's go with that!

Flashback...

Bowser: I finally stole Diddy's cool helmet!

Cornpie: Well, time to blow up Diddy's room again without looking to see if anyone's in there. BOMBS AWAY!
BOOOOOOOOOM!

End Flashback...

Ggysgsju: Jhdbhjvfdewjfdywaq

Cornpie: Good idea!

Onstage...

Ggysgsju: Wvdfhbdfbvjc tnj Ljgfjgrhgk'b Igdhmvdhg Sjgkk!

Audience: ZUH!

FLUDD: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show! I'm here as a translator.

Shy Guy: Hi.

Ggysgsju: Hhjefgh hfgeyg oyuin ufbvnh hredy'g jfdhuh?

FLUDD: Why were you in Wart's forces?

Shy Guy: He offered a nickel.

Ggysgsju: Hbehvf gfbhrk ytuhgfj udsf jfdh?

FLUDD: What do you do now?

Shy Guy: I run a chain of fast food resturaunts. I was also the Shy Guy who found $1,000,000 in Cornpie's cartoon.

Ggysgsju: Fdjhufh dfh tyhui rjhfh jhghh?

FLUDD: What is your real name?

Shy Guy: Jim-Bob.

Ggysgsju: Ghjfdjfd dsiub ghdwj uguirh wuygr jksn?

FLUDD: Why do Shy Guys wear masks?

Shy Guy: We'd turn into Ghost Guys if not.

Ggysgsju: Gdfjhj jehg dihf thgrbg fyto jkfg ksa,ds?

FLUDD: Then why do Ghost Guys wear masks?

Shy Guy: The mask that was taken off turns ghostly and floats onto the Ghost Guy. The mask then can't be taken off.

Ggysgsju: Ghdfjbh fjdhgh gfuiys trkjh ughn jfh ufreghy jhg rjhtu kgtrhj dfjhieh?

FLUDD: Do Shy Guys turn into Ghost Guys if they go normally?

Shy Guy: No, they turn into Boos and will have to work for Bowser. That's why most Shy Guys take off their masks eventually. Ghost Guys are free to do anything they feel like.

Ggysgsju: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!

Audience: HUH! HE CAN TALK! HE CAN FINALLY TALK!

Ggysgsju: Gnd. R hjfg jkf jekrs dfbh tykj. G ghdf hgf fg jsdg fgd oeig.

FLUDD: Nah. I was just messin with ya. I only broke the laws of physics.

Audience: *anime sweatdrop*

Ggysgsju: Gtrgjb 56

[All seats are now numbers for Ggysgsju Interviews. This way FLUDD isn't needed for audience time. Ggysgsju can say numbers. A bio for the group will be done soon.]

Spiny: How come there are colors of Shy Guys?

Shy Guy: The colors are actually jackets or cloaks. Shy Guys are actually  skinny and brown. The jackets represent personality. Red is happy go-lucky, green is depressed, black is stuck-up jerk, yellow is nice and normal, white is always either happy or mad, never sad. Nobody knows where the jackets came from.

Ggysgsju: Hfghfdkl 271

Missingno.: What is the main location of Shy Guys?

Shy Guy: We all escaped from Sub-con. No Shy Guys live there anymore. All Shy Guys live on Yoshi's Island now.

Missingno: FOOL! FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION I'M FREE FROM THOSE POKEMON GAMES AS A GLITCH! I SHALL NOW CORRUPT THE MARIO GAMES!

Cornpie: WOAH!

Diddy: UNBELIEVABLE!

AG: Hey guys.

10 seconds later...

Cornpie: Time's up!

(Cornpie beats Diddy and AG up. Meanwhile, the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi's Island, and all of Plit turn all  gitchy.)

M: Thank you, Missingno. NOW ALL GLITCHES CAN RULE!

(The camera gets corrupted and ends the transmission.)

Lemmy: Will TMK get restored as well as the whole planet? Will Cornpie ever stop using torture techniques on his co-hosts? Why am I asking all of you these questions? Find out in AG interviews BOWSER BONES!

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