Crazy: You guys probably know me, but for those who don't, I am Crazy Dark Dry Bones, AKA, just Crazy.
Crash: Um, I'm just the new assistant, named Crash. Weird name, huh?
Crazy: Anyone in the audi- Scratch that; Bowser, come up.
Bowser: Why me?
Crazy: It'll be better if I interview you instead of someone I don't know.
Bowser: Ya don't know me!
Crazy: That's why me and Crash are gonna interview you.
Bowser: Whatever, just ask me a question or somethin' like that.
Crash: Which of your family members do you like the most?
Bowser: That would be... my dad.
Crazy: Why?
Bowser: He taught me how to breathe fire....
Crash: That's it? What about your children?
Bowser: Well it's not like like Lemmy's gonna teach me how to breathe ice or-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Crazy: You are so late. Well I can expect that from a turtle! HA, that's for sure.
Bowser: As I was saying, it's not like Lemmy's gonna teach me how to breathe ice.
Crazy: What was your favorite game to star in?
Bowser: Um, maybe Mario and Luigi 2.
Crash: Why?
Bowser: Because, I was very powerful.
Crazy: How?
Bowser: I think it was the timehole. I think that was the reason for my super power.
Crash: Well how did you like meeting your former self in Mario and Luigi 2?
Bowser: Baby Bowser? He was cool for his age.
Crazy: Well he is you.
Bowser: I have a question to ask you.
Crazy: What?
Bowser: Are you stupid.
Crazy: Shut up, will ya?
Bowser: Next QUESTION!!!
Crash: Um, in Mario Party 8, when anybody lands on a Bowser Space, how do you magically appear?
Bowser: It's a Magikoopa move, but I finally learned it after Mario Party 7.
Crash: Audience questions. Seat 4.
Koopa: Who's your favorite Koopaling?
Bowser: Ludwig, we have a lot in common.
Crazy: Seat 4,970,493,069,209,602,967...
Hour later...
Crazy: ...688,574.
Shy Guy: I hate you.
Crazy: That was a waste of time.
Crash: Last question. Seat 46564. Hey, that's the same thing backwards! COOL.
Gooper: Darn, what was the question?
Crash: I dunno. (That counted as a question and an answer.)
Crazy: That's all the-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Crash and Crazy: Peace out!
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