Larry: Welcome to-

Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Larry: How did you escape Belome?

Lemmy: Don’t ask!

(The studio starts floating.)

Lemmy: Larry, what’s going on?!

Larry: I had jets installed! We’re traveling, my brother!

Lemmy: *gulp* Where are we going?

Larry: Grass Land!

(They land somewhere in Grass Land and Bowyer comes in and sits in the chair with difficulty…)

Bowyer: NYA! Uncomfortable this chair is!

Larry: TOO BAD!

Bowyer: …

Lemmy: I want to interview again!

Larry: You remember what happened last time, don’t you?

Lemmy: No.

Larry: …

Bowyer: NYA!

Larry: Oh, right. First question, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPEAKING?

Bowyer: NYA! Created me when Smithy did… accidentally messed my brain up he did! NYA! Say NYA is also and because of it!

Smithy: Get over it!

Bowyer: …

Larry: SECOND QUESTION!

Crippo: I LIKE YELLING TOO!

Larry: Lemmy, who is he?

Lemmy: I don’t know.

Smithy: He looks familiar…

Larry: Stop speaking out of line!

Smithy: …

Larry: Anyway, second question: where did you get all the Aeros?

Bowyer: Mini factory in me there is.

Larry: That sounds familiar…

Bowyer: NYA!

Larry: So why do you like statues?

Bowyer: Don’t I.

Larry: Then why were you making statues?

Bowyer: NYA! Orders they were!

Larry: Audience questions! Seat I’MAGREENWITCH!

Cackletta: Why was your thought normal?

Bowyer: Think normally I can!

Larry: Seat ARFARFARF!

Chain Chomp: How do you have hair if you are a robot?

Bowyer: Know that I don’t.

Larry: GO AWAY!

Bowyer: NYA!

(Bowyer leaves and Punchinello enters and blows up some stuff and sits in his damaged chair.)

Lemmy: …

Larry: First question: What are you?

Punchinello: I’m a non-robotic creation, like Belome!

Smithy: And I’m not proud of it!

(Larry takes a bite out of a hamburger and throws the rest at Smithy.)

Larry: REAL MATURE, SMITHY!

Smithy: You’re the immature one!

(Larry starts rolling on the floor.)

Larry: I’m not! I’m not! I’m not! I’m not!

Smithy: …

Larry: So why were you in the mines?

Punchinello: Looking for the Orange Star!

Larry: You do know it was right above you, right?

Punchinello: Er… Yeah! I just wanted to cause more destruction! *nervous laugh*

Larry: … I’ll accept that!

Punchinello: (Moron.)

Larry: Audience questions! Seat IAPPEARINATESTLEVELONLY!

Glitch: Who calls you a hothead?

Punchinello: The Smithy Gang!

Larry: Seat I’MGLADTHEWHEELOFPAINISGONE!

Roy: How would beating Mario make you famous?

Punchinello: Because the Smithy Gang hates him. DUH!

Roy: …

Larry: Seat ILIKESPORTS!

Petey Piranha: How do you throw bombs from your mouth?

Punchinello: A m-

Larry: NO WAIT! Let me guess, a mini-factory?

Punchinello: Why yes! How did you know?

Larry: Just a hunch. Seat IWASSUPPOSEDTOBEINMARIOKARTBUTWASREPLACEDBYD.K.!

Kamek: Is that a fuse?

Punchinello: Why yes it is! My explosion is so big it could destroy ten studios like this!

Lemmy: (Oh boy.)

Larry: Last interviewee for today!

(Knife Guy comes in and sits in the chair.)

Knife Guy: Hi-

Larry: Shut up. What’s your favorite color?

Knife Guy: Bro-

Larry: Why do you juggle knives?

Knife Guy: Be-

Larry: End Transmission!

Lemmy: OH NO YOU DON’T! ASK SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS!!!

Larry: Fine. Why do you juggle knives?

Knife Guy: My dad juggled flaming sushi so I thought I should juggle something dangerous, too!

Larry: Is your whole family clown-like?

Knife Guy: Yes.

Larry: Have you ever hurt yourself juggling?

(Knife Guy takes off his hat to reveal a lot of cuts, then puts his hat back on.)

Larry: So what role did you play in Booster’s Tower?

Knife Guy: Bodyguards and circus actor!

Larry: Seat IAMNOTMARIO!

Shadow Mario: Why did you join Booster?

Knife Guy: Grate Guy and I were lost and poor, so we decided to join him.

Larry: WRONG ANSWER!

Knife Guy: HUH?!

(Knife Guy leaves.)

Larry: Good news, everyone, I fixed the wheel of pain!

Roy: NOOOOOOO!

You: NOOOOOOO!

Larry: YESSSS!

(He spins it and it lands on Punchinello!)

Punchinello: Yay!

(He grabs Roy and sends him far… FAR into the sky, where he blows up.)

Larry: YAY! END TRANSMISSION!

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