Crash: All right, today I'ma interview a Lakitu by myself.

Shy Guy: (whispering to another) Prepare the chainsa- Party hats.

Other Shy Guy: Yessir.

(He leaves.)

Crash: So uh-

Lemmy: Rule one. Never say uh.

Crash: Shut up

Lemmy: You're fired!

Donald Trump: My li-

Toad: Get on with the @#$%# Interview

Crash: Why do your clouds smile?

Lakitu: I think they're a riot.

Crash: They are. Being silent is a riot.

Shy Guy: PARTY TIME

Everybody: SHUT UP!

Shy Guy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Crash: How do you adapt to the sky?

Lakitu: We are usually born in the sky.

Crash: What happens when you are cloudless?

Lakitu: We are then turned into the lowest rant of Koopas. We can reedeem ourselves, though.

Crash: Why do you wear those goggles?

Lakitu: Those are zero gravity goggles. They make us lighter so the cloud can carry us without pain.

Crash: How do you get all of those Spinies?

Lemmy: You're still fired.

Crash: Come on...

Lemmy: All right, you're still fired.

(Toad knocks out Lemmy, and Lemmy is sent to the hospital.)

Toad: Now finish the Interview!!!

Lakitu: We have magic for summoning Spinies.

Crash: Audience questions. Seat 76.

Koopa: Are you fond of Paratroopas?

Lakitu: They are our minions.

Crash: Seat 37.

Lily Koopa: How do you appear out of nowhere?

Lakitu: We also have teleporting magic.

Crash: Last seat... 51.

Larry. Are you plant lovers?

Lakitu: No.

Larry: Die!

(He jumps at Lakitu and Lakitu smacks him, killing Larry.)

Crash: End transmission.

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