Ridley: HELLO, YOU CRYING BABY TURKEYS WITH FAT HEADS!
Audience: … (little kid in back starts crying)
Ridley: Ehehehe… COMMENCE INTERVIEW!
(Luvbi floats onstage.)
Luvbi: Doth thou taketh pride in idiocy?
Ridley: Ohohoho! Whilst thou taketh pride in a mouthful of broken teeth?!
Luvbi: Thou art insane…
Ridley: Shut up. Anyways… How did you come back at the end of the game?
Luvbi: I doth not knowest that! I just appeared! Although if I had to taketh a guess, I’d say when thine Chaos Heart was destroyed and everything went back to normal I was brougheth back.
Ridley: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...
Luvbi: Grrrr…
Ridley: Sorry, Morton-talk makes me really sleepy. Anyways… So what powers do Nimbis get at Game Over?
Luvbi: Flight.
Ridley: And…?
Luvbi: That’s it…
Ridley: Borrrrrrring. So-
Petey: I’m baaaack!
Ridley: Great. You take the next question.
Petey: K… Why did you still call Jaydes and Grambi your mother and father?
Luvbi: They still called me their daughter, and they raisedeth me…
Ridley: Astounding. You were waiting on a pipe in The Underwhere for some prince or something. Explain. Now.
Luvbi: I was kinda hoping that some cute newly Game Overed person wouldst appear.
Ridley: Pathetic. Just pathetic.
Luvbi: Says thine Koopa who admits his troubles to a stuffed animal called Mr. Cutesypants.
Ridley: Ok, woah! We’re LIVE here! CAMERABOO! Is there any way to cut that out?
Cameraboo: Nope.
Ridley: Oh. You’re fired. AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat WHATINTHEWORLDAREYOUDOINGHERE!
Goombella: HI!
Ridley: HEY! You’re supposed to be co-interviewing!
Goombella: I gave myself a vacation.
Ridley: Oh. You’re fired.
Petey: Kinda sadistic today, aren’t you?
Ridley: Oh. You-
Petey: Don’t you dare say it.
Ridley: Finnnne. Seat L.
Luigi: Woah… That wasn’t an insult!
Ridley: Oh. You’re fired.
Luigi: Ok… Weirdo… Anyways, do you know why Bonechill knew you were a Pure Heart?
Luvbi: Don’t asketh me. I dids’t not even know I was a Pure heart for most of my life!
Ridley: Seat 1.
Popple: If a Nimbi is some do-gooder whose game ended, then how were you BORN?
Luvbi: Easy. Being in thine Overthere is like a new life. Just a blissful and wondrous life.
Ridley: All right, thank you! And with that… I bid you, adieu.
Petey: END TRANSMISSION!
Kylie: YOSHIS!
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