LEMMY interviews GRATE GUY

By Larry

Lemmy: Welcome to-

Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Lemmy: I don’t want to know how that happened…

Larry’s only fan: Where’s Larry?

Lemmy: He’s sick!

LOF: What’s that dart doing in your hand?

Lemmy: Er… Let’s start the Interview!

Grate Guy: Peace, dude…

Lemmy: …

Grate Guy: What?

Lemmy: So copycat- I mean Grate Guy, why do you ride a ball?

Grate Guy: Because I can’t walk.

Lemmy: Yet you ride a ball no problem?

Grate Guy: Exactly!

Lemmy: So is Knife Guy your brother?

Grate Guy: TWIN brother.

Lemmy: Why are you weak against lighting?

Grate Guy: The flute thing I use it metal.

Lemmy: But Knife Guy juggles metal knives!

Grate Guy: Well Larry should’ve asked him last Interview!!!

Lemmy: Seat IAMYOURTWINLEMMY!

Iggy: How did you drop from the sky like that?

Grate Guy: There is a mini-balcony up there we jump from to stop intruders.

Lemmy: Seat BOGALALALALLALLAGAGGAGAGA!

Boo: I didn’t want to ask a question.

Lemmy: Well ask anyway!

Boo: Wouldn’t it make more sense to hang above the front door?

Grate Guy: No.

Lemmy: Seat IWASSUPPOSEDTOBEINMARIO64!

Blargg: Why do you have a casino when Knife Guy doesn’t?

Grate Guy: People like riding on balls more than juggling, I guess, so I made more money!

Lemmy: Seat BLECKBLECKBLECKBLEEECK!

Count Bleck: Why is your casino hidden? Asked Count Bleck.

Grate Guy: So people don’t try to rob me. Replied Grate Guy.

Lemmy: Seat I’MAWIMPTHATACTSTOUGH! Shouted Lemmy.

Tubba Blubba: Why do you usually give out Mush and Wilt Shrooms?

Grate Guy: So people will keep playing!

Lemmy: Seat ILIKECEREAL!

Bob-omb: *explodes*

Grate Guy: Even though I don’t charge, it’s still fun…

Lemmy: … Said Lemmy calmly.

Grate Guy: Oh yeah, he asked why I like to make people keep playing.

Lemmy: Last question! Shouted Lemmy. Seat IWORKINTHESAMEBUILDINGASYOU!

Snifit #2: Where’d you get the Star Egg?

Grate Guy: Oh, that. I got it from a giant sword.

Lemmy: Well that- Oh yes, seat IHAVETHEYELLOWSTAR!

Smithy: That was OUR WEAPON!

(The Star glows and everyone is teleported into the Factory.)

Lemmy: Oh crud.

Smithy: Don’t worry, I’m only going to torture the thief!

Popple: (Oh boy!)

Smithy drags Grate Guy into a room.

Smithy: Ready for torture?

Grate Guy: Bring it on!

Smithy puts on earmuffs and takes out a tape recorder.

Grate Guy: Huh?

Smithy: You must listen to Naruto!

Grate Guy: Is that all?

Smithy: American Naruto!

Tape Recorder: Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it!

Grate Guy: AHHHH!

Lemmy: I wonder what he’s doing to Grate Guy. Oh well. END TRANSMISSION!

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