(Bowser, Shadow Mario, and Dark Yoshi 123 walk into a room.)

Bowser: Hi.

Dark Yoshi 123: Hi.

Shadow Mario: Hi.

(Bowser turns into Doopliss.)

Dark Yoshi 123 and Shadow Mario: AHHHH!!!

(Dark Yoshi 123 turns into Doopliss too.)

Shadow Mario: Seriously ,some of the stuff that happens on this show is so random, Yux wouldn’t believe it.

(Shadow Mario turns into Doopliss too. The real Bowser, Dark Yoshi 123, and Shadow Mario walk in along with Bandana Red and Blue. They see the three Dooplisses. The crew is about to turn around and leave but another Doopliss pops up in front of them.)

Interview Cast: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Dark Yoshi 123: What would make you go away?

(Doopliss disappears and reappears behind them.)

Doopliss: I'll go away if you interview me.

Interview Cast: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Dark Yoshi 123: Stop doing that!

Doopliss: Only if you interview me.

Dark Yoshi 123: Ok, we will.

Doopliss: And to make sure you do, I locked three of your cast members up in a cage. It won’t unlock until the Interview's over.

Shadow Mario: We should run for it and leave the others behind.

Dark Yoshi 123: Yeah! Wait, what if he follows us?

Shadow Mario: Oh yeah. Let's just get this over with.

Dark Yoshi 123: Wait, we don’t have an audience. *hears loud, whining noise* What was that?

(He turns around and sees thousands of people and things chained up to their seats and crying.)

Dark Yoshi 123: OMD!

Doopliss: You're welcome.

Shadow Mario: Seriously, let's get this over with.

Dark Yoshi 123: Right! So Doopliss, what games have you been in?

Doopliss: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, everybody knows that.

Shadow Mario: What type of creature are you?

Doopliss: I’m a Ghost Monster Boss.

Dark Yoshi 123: Tell us about your background.

(The phone starts ringing, Dark Yoshi 123 picks up.)

Dark Yoshi 123: Hello?

Shady: Hi, I would like to make a special cake order.

Morton (in the background by Shady): WEDDING CAKE!

Shady: For the last time, no wedding cake!

(Dark Yoshi 123 is about to hang up.)

Shady: REMEMBER TO READ SHADOW PAPER MARIO 2 RPG OR REALLY PATHETIC GAME!!! YAY SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING!!!

(Dark Yoshi 123 hangs up!)

Dark Yoshi 123: How come you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence?

(Because I can!)

Dark Yoshi 123: Allrighty then.

Shadow Mario: Next question! Tell us about your background.

Doopliss: The old bell in the Creepy Steeple recently started ringing again, but every time it rang, a resident of Twilight Town turned into a pig. Mario heard of a Crystal Star in the Steeple and went to investigate. He made it to the top and battled a monster at the top. The monster then stole Mario's identity and his partners after the battle! The only way to get his identity back was to find Doppelganger Mario's real name. With help from Vivian, Mario was able to find the fiend's name, Doopliss, and get back his identity and the Crystal Star. Later in the game, I returned as a member of the Shadow Sirens and used my duplicating ability to fool Mario and friends. Beldam, the leader of the Shadow Sirens, liked to abuse me by calling me Freak Sheet.

Dark Yoshi 123: What are your strengths and weaknesses?

Doopliss: My strength is that when I take a person's body I also get their power. My weakness is my regular body and hearing my own name.

Dark Yoshi 123 and Shadow Mario: DOOPLISS! DOOPLISS! DOOPLISS!

Doopliss: (crying) I hate you guys!

Dark Yoshi 123: We hate you too, DOOPLISS.

Doopliss: Stop doing that! It hurts!

Dark Yoshi 123: Ok, DOOPLISS.

Doopliss: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Dark Yoshi 123: (laughing) Ok, as fun as this is we have to finish this. What are your attacks?

Doopliss: Doopliss -OWW- Dive and Duplicate.

Shadow Mario: Where do you live?

Doopliss: In castles and ghost houses.

Dark Yoshi 123: Do you have any close relatives?

Doopliss: Boo.

(Waluigi breaks his chain and runs for the door.)

Waluigi: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Shadow Mario: Jeez, seeing him makes me glad I only have to travel with his brother. Do you have any nicknames?

Doopliss: Yeah, Doppelganger Mario and Freak Sheet.

Dark Yoshi 123: Audience time! Seat 87!

Vivian: How many Star Points would we get if we fight you and win?

Doopliss: First and second fight, 16; and the third fight, 20.

Shadow Mario: Seat 40!

Mario: How much health do you have?

Doopliss: 40.

Dark Yoshi 123: Final question! Seat 12345789!

Shadow Mario: Isn’t that the seat…

Dark Yoshi 123: Yes it is.

Koops: What item do you drop?

Doopliss: The Ruby Crystal Star.

(Mario, Vivian, and Koops get up.)

Mario: We’ll be waiting at Creepy Steeple.

Doopliss: Oh man.

Dark Yoshi 123: That’s all our time folks!

(The rest of the cast is released.)

Random Audience Member: BOO!!!

Dark Yoshi 123: Oh Slim!

(Slim runs in and draws out his knives. The rest is censored. The crew is seen huddled in a corner.)

Dark Yoshi 123: (crying) I can’t believe he killed them all!

Bowser: (crying too) OVER AND OUT!

(Slim is seen swimming in a pool of blood laughing maniacally.)

Slim: (singing) VACATION'S ALL I EVER WANTED!

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