Is a Wand Worth It?
By Punio
One day in Bowser’s castle the Koopalings are checking their safes to see if they can buy a new wand at the auction.
Lemmy: Oh drat! We need a couple weeks of allowance.
Morton: Oh, so disappointing that I’ll…. Hmm, what will I do? I’ll write a speech about how we need more allowance.
Ludwig: I could make an advanced wand.
Wendy: Without it exploding?
Larry: Maybe I’ll steal some of King Dad’s money.
Roy: Oh, #%$@!
Iggy: I say we wait 'til we get enough.
Others: What?
Iggy: Never mind.
Ludwig: We could see who can steal King Dad’s money.
Wendy: And if we get caught?
Ludwig: We’d be dead.
Morton: We could try to get Mario’s money.
Lemmy: That will work.
Ludwig: But if we get caught we’re dead.
Wendy: We could do chores.
Morton: Chores are hard, boring, exhausting…
A sock ends up in Morton’s mouth.
Iggy: Okay.
The chores begin. Each Koopaling earns 100 hundred coins.
A tough one breaks a vase while dusting and loses 15 coins.
A Koopaling who was taking care of plants spills water on a lamp, which costs 10 coins.
A Koopaling spills a formula on the floor and stains it. It costs 12 coins for a Rug Doctor rental.
A Koopaling slips off something and breaks a window, costing 20 coins.
A Koopaling begins to scream and causes a bottle of soda to crack and stain, costing 17 coins.
A Koopaling with glasses trips and breaks a mirror, costing 23 coins.
A Koopaling gets icing on the carpet, costing 15 coins.
Then the Koopaling whose favorite vacation spot is Hershey PA cleans out the attic, giving him 10 coins.
A Koopaling that talks 157 paints the house and earns 17 coins.
A Koopaling washes the dishes and earned 15 coins for herself.
A Koopaling with bad luck cleans the toilets and earns 5 coins. Talk about bad luck.
A Koopaling steals 12 coins at the playground.
A Koopaling rolls to the grocery store and picks up groceries for the household, earning 15 coins.
A sneaky Koopaling cooks dinner. It isn’t that great so he only earns 7 coins.
They walk to the auction since time is nearly up. On there way a Koopaling finds 15 coins, breaking his bad luck streak.
A robber got robbed of seven coins.
A genius is genius enough to look on the ground and find only two coins.
They find a wishing well and a Koopaling makes four wishes about saving the trees.
One of them trips and looks tearyeyed, but finds three coins.
A short Koopaling feels lucky and tries the slots, and wins three coins.
They arrive at the auction. All of it is close, but the Koopalings each get a mecha wand, except for one. The quality of the wands bought depended entirely on the number of coins held.
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