Here is what I was thinking in October 2000. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Sunday, October 15, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: If you write the word "sample" over an award graphic so that no one can steal it, what do you write if the graphic naturally contains the word "sample"?
Comments: Blackbelt: You should discolor it. Jon: Write "Do not copy" on it.

Monday, October 16, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Heavy thinking causes headaches.
Comments: Denny: That's why Toad wasn't in Mario World. The Feather would give him a headache.

Tuesday, October 17, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes I think about the past, but not today.
Comments: Boshee: Sometimes I think about the future. I'm going to tomorrow.

Wednesday, October 18, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: I'm never sure if Wendy is snoring at night or trying to cut into my room.
Comments: Mario Surfer: She's snoring. She only uses the chainsaw during the day.

Thursday, October 19, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: While in a meeting I dread it; then it's done and I dread the next.
Comments: None

Friday, October 20, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing causes more stress than confusion.
Comments: Nick: The most painful for me is when an old friend comes up and remembers an argument and gets angry and when ya get home you call names behind his back. A three-year-old screaming and wrecking my room gives me headaches.

Saturday, October 21, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: If the day was made longer... we'd probably have more work to do.
Comments: None

Sunday, October 21, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Ya know, I just bet that in seven days Sunday will sneak up on me again!
Comments: None

Monday, October 23, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: It's hard to join a singalong when all you can say is "meow".
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: Unless it's the Meow Mix song. Denny: Are you talking about Playful?

Tuesday, October 24, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Geez, I didn't go searching for hours to lose that ball again!
Comments: Boshee: Obviously. No one goes searching to lose something.

Wednesday, October 25, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes I wonder why I'm afraid of mice but not... well, the other kind of mice.
Comments: None

Thursday, October 26, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: The world is as predictable as my daily thought.
Comments: None

Friday, October 27, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Something bad happened today, and I was saddened.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 28, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: I looked at the decorations today, and I think a witch looked back at me.
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: And you wet your shell... just kidding. Mecha Mario: What Waluigi would say: Wah! I'm scared of decorations!!!

Sunday, October 29, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: A Koopabit saved is a waste of space in some old jar.
Comments: Hando: Morton is a waste of space too.

Monday, October 30, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: As it does to many others, the idea of my daily thought scares me.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 31, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: When I look in the mirror this year's Halloween, how will I know if I'm looking back?
Comments: Bobby: Take the mask off the back of your head!

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