Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in September 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Saturday, September 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I must be the only one in the world awake right now.
Comments: Bobby: Then why is everyone else asleep?

Sunday, September 2, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's so quiet and peaceful... I HATE IT!!!
Comments: None

Monday, September 3, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: There is a very hungry monster in my stomache... don't I feed it enough?
Comments: Misty Koopa: Obviously not...

Tuesday, September 4, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: How can I write down my daily thought if my chalk has been stolen?!
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 5, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I can't solve my own Maze...
Comments: Ludwig222: But I can! Misty Koopa: That's just sad... You'd better call Ludwig and he'll help and if he does write down the right way.

Thursday, September 6, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Me needs some breakfast!
Comments: None

Friday, September 7, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I'm too tired to go down the crazy hall to the bathroom... so I just won't.
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: Um... Give me back my bed covers!

Saturday, September 8, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The best way to survive until a 10:30 breakfast is to eat a huge dinner the night before and then do a mini hibernation.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 9, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I hear noises but see no one; it must be the Boos again.
Comments: Mathgrant: Tell Ludwig I said thanks for lending me his invisibility potion!

Monday, September 10, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Whatever you do, never label a button "don't touch".
Comments: Rachelle: What, you're suggesting that it be labeled, "Touch"?

Tuesday, September 11, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: This is the autopilot... I mean, Lemmy!
Comments: Rachelle: Don't even mention the word "pilot" to me today.

Wednesday, September 12, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Due to an unusual depression, my mind is blocked. No thought today.
Comments: Mathgrant: That's okay, we forgive you. You've been thinking for like almost a year now
anyway. We can't expect a thought every day for that long.

Thursday, September 13, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: And we're back! Did you go away?
Comments: None

Friday, September 14, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: From now on, I will always be polite to doorknobs.
Comments: Rachelle: I guess Morton ought to be very happy then... kirbystar56: Doorknobs are useful! They open doors! What does Morton do?

Saturday, September 15, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If you set your computer on fire, don't bother clicking undo.
Comments: kirbystar56: What, clicking undo won't work? Why?

Sunday, September 16, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The bad thing about losing is that now I have no time for myself.
Comments: None

Monday, September 17, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Second place is fine if you didn't want to win.
Comments: None

Tuesday, September 18, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Got some new chalk, and the world is good!
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 19, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The more work I do, the more I have to do, so no more work for me.
Comments: Rachelle: Really, you can do that? Cool!

Thursday, September 20, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Am I conscious the rest of the day when I'm not thinking?
Comments: Phil: Yes, you're just asleep :)

Friday, September 21, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: A watched mind won't think.
Comments: Bobby: If you look verrrrry carefully in it... yuck! A brain!

Saturday, September 22, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Breakfast sets the tone for the rest of the day.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 23, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing like a computer to help you waste time.
Comments: Misty Koopa: You got that right!

Monday, September 24, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Look at me! I'm not wearing any feet today!
Comments: kirbystar56: ...? That's not funny. That's just weird. Lil Cheep Cheep: O_o Bobby: Then how do you walk? Or control that robot from Yoshi's Safari without reaching the pedals?

Tuesday, September 25, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Exhaustion is a state of mind which, unfortunately, I am able to experience.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Who doesn't get exhausted?

Wednesday, September 26, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Don't anyone tell me how to spell polle!
Comments: Misty Koopa: I have a feeling I gave you that thought...

Thursday, September 27, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Why don't you sell at me boing?!
Comments: None

Friday, September 28, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: This thought is not really a thought.
Comments: Mathgrant: You mean, if it's not a thought, then it must be a comment?

Saturday, September 29, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If I suddenly shouted, "Midnight Breakfast!" would anyone get confused?
Comments: Misty Koopa: I dunno. Probably if you set off everyone's alarm clock, but I wouldn't try it if I where you...

Sunday, September 30, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Just what is "the other use" for a Japanese blender that I'm not supposed to do?
Comments: Misty Koopa: I dunno. Maybe it's preventing Roy from making "Larry's Hand Milkshake".

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