Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in October 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Monday, October 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I suppose it's time to go in the trash can...
Comments: Misty Koopa: What for? Are you practicing to be Larry for Halloween or are you gonna do something sneaky?

Tuesday, October 2, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I hate slippery soap.
Comments: Misty Koopa: All soap is slippery when wet.

Wednesday, October 3, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I forgot what I was going to say I had forgotten.
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: In other words, he forgot to remember.

Thursday, October 4, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: There's no "i" in team but there is in Squinky.
Comments: Misty Koopa: And there's "meat" in team when you flip it around!

Friday, October 5, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Bananas are funny so laugh.
Comments: Misty Koopa: They are not, unless it's in one of those old-fashioned cartoons or in a baby show, in which it's never funny because then it talks about slipping and watching where you walk, yeech!

Saturday, October 6, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: You! Yeah, you! I know you were dropped on your head at birth.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Was not! Even if I was, you don't have a photographic memory like Ludwig claims to have. Rachelle: Whaaaat? You know about that? But... how? Lil Cheep Cheep: How could I have been dropped on my head if I was in the ocean? Bobby: Okay, but I'm a ghost, so why would you ask me?

Sunday, October 7, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I'm not your average Koopaling. I'm better!
Comments: Misty Koopa: Hooray! It's better then a normal Koopaling! Bobby: Misty, sometimes you scare me.

Monday, October 8, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: At this hour of the morning, I prefer being horizontal.
Comments: Rachelle: The vertical stage shouldn't come around until much later in the day, preferably lunch time!

Tuesday, October 9, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: So, I don't turn into a pumpkin after midnight!
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: Then what do you turn into? Bobby: Are you thinking of Cinderella? How about Peach as Cinderella, Wendy as the stepmother, Twink as the Fairy Godmother (close enough), and Mario as the Prince?

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Though the Ramp of Life is probably easier, I prefer the Stairs.
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: And I prefer the escalator. Rachelle: Ramp? Stairs? What ever happened to "elevator"? Misty Koopa: Me too.

Thursday, October 11, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Last night I dreamt I was dreaming but it seemed very fake.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Huh?

Friday, October 12, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Why fight over a can of beans? They're not even good!
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: Beans beans the magical fruit...

Saturday, October 13, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: AHH! It's Friday the 13th! Oh wait... it's Saturday. Whew!
Comments: None

Sunday, October 14, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: You know what I'm gonna write tomorrow, don't ya?
Comments: None

Monday, October 15, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Happy birthday! One year of recording thoughts!
Comments: Rachelle: Happy Bir- Wait a minute... A whole year? It's a wonder you had time for anything else! Misty Koopa: Happy birthday "Lemmy's Thought of the Day"! Let's all celebrate one year of Lemmy's thoughts!

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's too hot. Into the fridge!
Comments: Misty Koopa: Welcome to the Arizona summer, which I suffer through every year... Hope I see you squished in the fridge sometime. :-D

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Drop a piano. Instant laugh. Throwing works too.
Comments: Misty Koopa: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Who'd it hit anyway? Will they end up with the classic "Piano Teeth"?

Thursday, October 18, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The law of supply and demand doesn't apply to thievery.
Comments: None

Friday, October 19, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I'm not you so that's good enough.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 20, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I hope I don't reveal any secrets in these thoughts.
Comments: Rachelle: Me either... What kind of secrets?

Sunday, October 21, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: My life is a cartoon, without commercial breaks!
Comments: Misty Koopa: I think you were a cartoon at one point. Maybe you are again!

Monday, October 22, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: For breakfast, I'll have a brick.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Why? They don't taste good unless their pure chocolate! Though I imagine you'd have a tough time hiding that from Ludwig... Red Koopa: That sounds good. I'll have a cinderblock, please!

Tuesday, October 23, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: What goes up will soon hit my roof.
Comments: Misty Koopa: And Bowser will take the coins from your allowance to pay for fixing the hole in it! Bobby: I hope it's not Bowser's Clown Copter.

Wednesday, October 24, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Press my nose and I'll honk my horn.
Comments: None

Thursday, October 25, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Sorry, I don't know the meaning of "required", "mandatory", "must", or other related, evil words.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Then steal Ludwig's dictionary, if you know the word "steal" that is! Otherwise you're one strange Koopaling...

Friday, October 26, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I brake for doughnuts, especially Tim Horton's.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like doughtnuts too, but you can't do the opposite of "read". Ludwig 222: I like to do that too.

Saturday, October 27, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I can't help it if time takes a warp.
Comments: Misty Koopa: It takes like a second! Don't complain, it takes a lot longer to take the warp from Koopa Village to Toad Town Tunnels and then find your way out! Come to think of it, it might be easier to just walk on Pleasant Path when Kent isn't trying to be a tollbooth...

Sunday, October 28, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Luigi's Mansion.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Paper Mario. Ludwig 222: Yoshi's Safari. Huh, see a pattern here?! Bobby: Mario Party 5. mathgrant: Sonic the Hedgehog. Whoops, I lose.

Monday, October 29, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I am the Invincible Lemmy Koopa, with no quotation marks!
Comments: Bobby: Do you have a heart?

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If I wander aimlessly, eventually I'm bound to find my nose.
Comments: Rachelle: Or maybe my goldfish. He went missing a while ago.

Wednesday, October 31, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I'm wearing my smart guy disguise, but no one seems fooled.
Comments: Misty Koopa: DUH! You're supposed to be wearing something scary and not do a Kooky.

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