Here is what I was thinking in January 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Tuesday, January 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Stop flying around my head you stupid birds!
Comments: Danielle: Stop swimming the pond you stupid fish! Hey wait, I just got an idea using these fish...Bobby: Did you whack yourself on the head again?

Wednesday, January 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Eventually, there will be an important holiday every day, and no more work!
Comments: Dave Phaneuf: Really?! Ok everyone! Our mission: make something special happen everyday so it would be remembered as a holiday! Chop chop, let's go! Danielle: Eventually? Aww, I thought my invention actually worked...

Thursday, January 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Aren't we up to a new year yet?
Comments: Misty Koopa: Erm, only 362 days before a new one! Argh, that's still too far away from Christmas! Danielle: Hmm, good question. My calendar reads October 12, 1954.

Friday, January 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Strategy: Keep the key behind the locked door! And make sure there's no back entrance...
Comments: Misty Koopa: What if there's a mousehole? Well, I say this because you can get into a secret room in Luigi's Mansion through a mousehole and NO, I will not tell you where it is. Danielle: If that sounds like a good idea, here's one. Take your prized possessions and place them in a chest. Lock the key in the chest and dump it in the sea! There, no one can get your prized possessions! Um... how do you get them back? Well...

Saturday, January 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I don't mind a tough situation so long as I get to be invincible.
Comments: Danielle: I don't mind a good book as long as I don't have to read it. I guess we're on the same page.

Sunday, January 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you have to get killed, at least die to someone strong.
Comments: Danielle: Oh... so you're saying it's ok to look like a loser in front of thousands of people (or the people in your living room watching you at the time)? I get it... I think.

Monday, January 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Never! No! I won't eat a veh-git-uh-bull!
Comments: Danielle: Somehow that little tidbit of information makes me want to eat spinach... Ew! What am I saying?! That stuff's gross! Bobby: Are you pals with Wart and me? DAD, vegetables are dees-gus-ting!

Tuesday, January 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Coming up with thoughts is such hard work!
Comments: Danielle: And coming up with pointless comments for your thoughts is hard too!

Wednesday, January 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Whenever I find myself getting into a pattern, I smack myself in the head.
Comments: Danielle: What if that doesn't work? Then what do you do, throw yourself off the roof of the castle or something? Hmm...

Thursday, January 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When it's the cook's day off, my family gets really desperate. I had better watch my back.
Comments: Danielle: Oh... I guess some things never change.

Friday, January 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's another night up late for me. Do I sleep late or go to bed late?
Comments: Danielle: I dunno. I do both.

Saturday, January 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I really need to find a cure for being tired other than sleeping.
Comments: Rachelle: Actually, there already is. It's called coffee! Danielle: It's called banging your head against a wall... or is that for stress? Ah well, give it a try and come back to me in a week.

Sunday, January 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's official: my head really is empty!
Comments: Rachelle: ...You only just realized this? Danielle: Mine is too! Yay! Now there's two of us!

Monday, January 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If I had a coin for every time I slammed my head into a wall...
Comments: Rachelle: Then you'd have been able to buy the Mushroom Kingdom from Peach long ago. Kbbones2@aol.com: You would be richer than Bowser! Danielle: Oh, so you tried what I told you to do Saturday? Uh... DON'T SUE ME FOR THE DAMAGES!!! Dave Phaneuf: You'd have alot of coins. But you'd be no match for Mario. Bobby: You'd have more than enough to get a gold-colored steel ball? Ouch.

Tuesday, January 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Aw, I'm no good at keeping secrets.
Comments: Danielle: I'm good at it... like there's this one that I haven't told anyone. It's about how I was dropped on my head as a baby... Oh... I can't keep secrets either... ARGH!!! I DID IT AGAIN!!!

Wednesday, January 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When I get in a groove, I need someone to throw me a rope.
Comments: Danielle: When I get into the candy jar, there is never any left.

Thursday, January 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Apple juice comes from apples, and orange juice comes from oranges, but where do creative juices come from?
Comments: Rachelle: Hmm... Good question. Pickles, maybe? Danielle: Hey! Stop confusing me! Bobby: Um, brainstorming and getting a good idea?

Friday, January 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you're gonna have a bad hair day, do it on the day you were gonna go to the barber.
Comments: Misty Koopa: SHUT UP!!! MY FAVORITE SHOW WAS CANCELED TODAY WHADOYA HAFTA
SAY NOW?! Danielle: However, if you have a bad hair day and you don't have to go to a barber, go anyway. Or wear a wig...

Saturday, January 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system. If there had been a real emergency you would also have heard screaming, crashing, and other chaotic sounds.
Comments: Danielle: After that long, loud siren, I don't think I'll be able to hear the chaotic noises. I went deaf. Bobby: We now return to your regularly scheduled life.

Sunday, January 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Better late than tired, I always say.
Comments: None

Monday, January 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Since I never know what I want for breakfast, I often skip it and go straight to lunch.
Comments: Vapor: Since I never eat, I skip it and go straight to getting pummeled by my own bad luck.

Tuesday, January 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When there's more than one finish line, you can basically just choose any spot and stop running.
Comments: Vapor: If I could stop that early, my head would get hit by an anvil after I win the race, not before.

Wednesday, January 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I'd wish that Morton would never talk again, but that would ruin so many running gags.
Comments: Misty Koopa: Like the Wedding Cake thing during interviews? Bobby: Or Mario saying stuff about cheese?

Thursday, January 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Wazzat? Whatever it is, it's getting bigger. Bigger... still getting bigger... bigger still, NOW big- OOF!!!
Comments: None

Friday, January 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I'd like to get a diamond out of this lump of coal, but it seems like the coal has the same goal for my hand.
Comments: None

Saturday, January 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I want to go to outer space sometime. Tomorrow sounds good.
Comments: None

Sunday, January 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A picture is worth a thousand words, and doesn't usually cause a headache.
Comments: None

Monday, January 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If random things start to fall from the sky, try to catch the useful stuff.
Comments: None

Tuesday, January 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When push comes to shove, do it more than the other guy.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If I could have a super power of my own, the power over all electric devices would give me more power than you might think.
Comments: None

Thursday, January 31, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If water and sky reversed... hm, well, that does kind of happen.
Comments: None

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