Here is what I was thinking in February 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Friday, February 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Argh! Snack attack! Take cover!
Comments: Ellie Marie Koopa: I didn't know there was a snake attack. Where? Where is it? Well, I thought it was an earthquake attack, not a snake attack. Hmm, for snake attack, well I just gotta say, run, run for your lives. Beware for the Killer of the Snakes!

Saturday, February 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There's just gotta be a way to relate a hamster wheel to life.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I know what you're gonna say, so don't bother.
Comments: Ellie Marie Koopa: Of course you know what I'm gonna say. So, why bother telling you what I'm gonna say? LOL. Well if you want to know what I'm going to say, just call me or Email me. Hehehe!

Monday, February 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Paid ad... paid by you.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: After cutting the cake, you ought to eat the bigger slice, not the little sliver.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: What has a head and a tail but no body? Eh, beats me!
Comments: None

Thursday, February 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you can't recognize it, don't eat it.
Comments: None

Friday, February 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When it comes to sleeping, limbs aren't useful.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you're curious what's in your food, ask before you eat it.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Since victory is sweet, you should eat lots of sugar.
Comments: None

Monday, February 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you try your best and still don't win, did you really try your best?
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Lightning never strikes twice, so it's not a good nickname for a bowler.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The diet doughnut is all hole and no dough. I prefer the opposite.
Comments: None

Thursday, February 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: What I want to know is why the heart came to symbolize love, as opposed to, say, the liver.
Comments: None

Friday, February 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: So someone says to me, "I haven't had a bite in days," and I reply, "You hate the food here too, huh?"
Comments: None

Saturday, February 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Under pressure, carbon turns in to diamond. I turn in to gelatin.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: From mental blocks, soon come mental towers.
Comments: None

Monday, February 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I feel the natural rhythm, melodically bashing my head.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I pity those who only get one word a day.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A good crook must always have clean feet, and they shouldn't be too heavy. Footprints give everything away!
Comments: None

Thursday, February 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When your tourguide is memory, at least you won't get bored.
Comments: None

Friday, February 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Is it kayo on you ding ding if boing I talk weird zoom?
Comments: None

Saturday, February 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Class: it's a nice place to sleep, but I wouldn't want to go there.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If I had a time machine, I could relive the best parts of my life again and again.
Comments: Ellie Marie Koopa: Probably Ludwig will make a time machine for you. Also, not only you
could relive the best parts of your life again and again, you could try to fix things that had happened in the past. LOL! Bobby: My best part was during Christmas vacation, when I finally rented Sailor Moon "A Moon Star is Born" and "Sailor Scouts Unite!".

Monday, February 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Why do I bother to steal stuff if I can just bash blocks, pick up coins, and buy things?
Comments: Ellie Marie Koopa: Er, I think you should ask Larry or Wario why bother stealing stuff. I guess join with Mario to bash blocks, pick up coins, and buy things from the store. You could be just like Super Mario and better than him, instead, you are Super Lemmy! LOL!

Tuesday, February 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I want to sled down a perpetually descending circular hill.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: How come birthday is not a holiday listed on the calendar?
Comments: Dark Knight: Because no one cares about birthdays.

Thursday, February 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I always laugh when I see the comics I made.
Comments: Bobby: Laugh at mine! My comic, Dog Mario, is funny!

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