Here is what I was thinking in March 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Friday, March 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There's only so much time in a day, but my creativity doesn't know that.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: No, I don't need help thinking up thoughts.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Don't try thinking on six hours' sleep.
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Monday, March 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I need to find an item that will heal the hunger status effect.
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Tuesday, March 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Run! I need my donut!
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Wednesday, March 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Clothing stores never seem to consider that someone might want to buy just one pant.
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Thursday, March 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: What but the power of the mind could make a cure out of a sugar pill?
Comments: None

Friday, March 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Never ask if a party will have food, especially if it's in the cafeteria.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If your doctor's certification is written in crayon, consider making the diagnosis yourself.
Comments: Bobby: If he doesn't have a pen.

Sunday, March 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I'd better watch out, lest this becomes Lemmy's Thought of Yesterday.
Comments: None

Monday, March 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You can erase your words, but actions are permanent ink.
Comments: Bobby: To erase the words, have you tried to swallow an eraser?

Tuesday, March 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: No need for a holiday, any day's great for pie.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I like to travel light. If I have a hand free, it's easier to steal.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If someone borrows a tissue, don't ask for it back.
Comments: None

Friday, March 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Never rule out the thing with the lowest odds. It is likely to come up at the worst possible time.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing like cartoons for taking a Saturday morning and completely destroying it.
Comments: Bobby: And Kirby: Right Back At Ya! is the best Nintendo show.

Sunday, March 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Don't waste time complaining about the lack of it.
Comments: None

Monday, March 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Make sure you know what you're talking about before you get all excited about it.
Comments: Bobby: You made the diagnosis? Oops, I thought autism was athletic! Stupid spelling...

Tuesday, March 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you take a year to get something done, try not to make it laughable.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When you can't find that one word you need, make up a really big word, but only if your teacher won't have time to look it up.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing wrong with a scam so long as you're on the right end of it.
Comments: None

Friday, March 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Never accept the ticket price. Stealing is always cheaper.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Don't build your house out of cardboard, unless you want to stage a funny destruction scene.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you find one shoe, the second can't be far off... well, I guess it could...
Comments: None

Monday, March 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you hear a ticking sound and see a number approaching zero, don't spend a lot of time considering the situation.
Comments: Bobby: Consider it? That must be very interest- BOOM!

Tuesday, March 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Nighttime explosions do not friends make.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The longer ago something was due, the more important it gets.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Get rich quick scheme: market "Invisible" Elmo.
Comments: Bobby: Then where do you tickle him?

Friday, March 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Only to the simple is the shortest route a straight line.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I like my reality TV... my life is a lie.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 31, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Only the very lucky get something good for waiting.
Comments: None

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