Here is what I was thinking in April 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Monday, April 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A good prank is to yell "April Fools!", then laugh as your victim tries to figure out how they've been tricked.
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Tuesday, April 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: What do Mice say to encourage other Mice not to be cowardly?
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Wednesday, April 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Before promising you'll never do something again, you should realize that forever is a very long time.
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Thursday, April 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Someone'd better tell me what "sweet sorrow" is.
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Friday, April 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Trust no one. Identities are fleeting.
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Saturday, April 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Make short work of the hard things, and the rest gets easier.
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Sunday, April 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Just because you're working off of false premises, don't let that stop you.
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Monday, April 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Rhyming words are not supposed to make sense.
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Tuesday, April 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's better to type slow perfection than lightning gibberish.
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Wednesday, April 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: However many back-up plans you have, you may just need one more.
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Thursday, April 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's only better to give when you don't want what you're giving.
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Friday, April 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Victories are fleeting - hold on to them.
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Saturday, April 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Get rich quick scheme: door-to-door salesman paper. Like fly paper, but bigger.
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Sunday, April 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Just when you think you've found some sanity, a hinge comes flying off the printer for no apparent reason.
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Monday, April 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Everything costs. If it doesn't now, it will later.
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Tuesday, April 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The only way of getting me out of bed at 4 in the morning is to tilt my bed 90 degrees.
Comments: Bobby: And splash into a tub of ice cold water? You would feel like regular temperature water, right?

Wednesday, April 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There is One Truth. The rest is all deception.
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Thursday, April 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's hot, and people complain. It's cold, and people complain. People must like complaining.
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Friday, April 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Today is a lot like yesterday, but the deadlines are closer.
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Saturday, April 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: To get work done faster, create some extra personalities to help out.
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Sunday, April 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When the pilot jumps out, then you can start to panic.
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Monday, April 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The probability of a coin landing on its side is at least fifty percent on TV.
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Tuesday, April 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When asked who you are, never answer "me".
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Wednesday, April 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Notes remind you of useful things, but how do you remember where you put them?
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Thursday, April 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Appreciation is great, but most important is that you like what you do.
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Friday, April 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Be grateful for what you have. I could always come steal it...
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Saturday, April 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Only YOU can completely destroy the world. Wait, that's not true...
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Sunday, April 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's hard to eat while waving your arms in a maniacal fashion.
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Monday, April 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Ultimately, much of the world is an illusion. Try to make it a happy one!
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Tuesday, April 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When something simple will get the job done, do it.
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