Here is what I was thinking in November 2000. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Wednesday, November 1, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: A new month, and yet the weather feels just the same.
Comments: None

Thursday, November 2, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: If the computer is usually able to find the printer, how come it can never find my favorite ball?
Comments: Blackbelt: It can only detect the printer.

Friday, November 3, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: I should always have money on me. You never know when you'll want to do some impulsive spending.
Comments: Blackbelt says: You are correct.

Saturday, November 4, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: If time is wasted, there should be a money-back guarantee.
Comments: Mikah: If there was a money-back guarantee, you would waste time trying to get it.

Sunday, November 5, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Ultimately, Playful decides what I'm going to think.
Comments: Blackbelt: No, Playful wouldn't make you think all that stupid stuff you think. Bobby: If the little guy's psychic.

Monday, November 6, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: I thought I'd have some free time today. Then catastrophe struck.
Comments: None

Tuesday, November 7, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: My puzzle must be broken. The last piece won't fit, even when ZI use the scissors.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 8, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: "Do the Mario" implies that Mario is both a noun and a verb!
Comments: Blackbelt: You might be right. Mario Surfer: Actually, in the sentence "Do The Mario", do is the verb. "The Mario", being a dance, is a proper noun. The subject is you (understood) So, no... The Mario is not a verb.

Thursday, November 9, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Nine days ago, it would have been November 0 if October 31 hadn't cut in.
Comments: Blackbelt: Naw, some other day would have cut in..

Friday, November 10, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Bowser can't count as high as ten. He says today's the ninth.
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: And if I was as dumb as Bowser, I would have said it was the second. Bobby: Bowser obviously needs a calendar.

Saturday, November 11, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: All trips are business trips since there is a business for the trip.
Comments: Mikah: What about accidental trips? The kind where you make someone fall on their face by "accident"? :P

Sunday, November 12, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: My head feels like I've been smacking it into a wall since last Sunday.
Comments: None

Monday, November 13, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: When the world ends, I just hope I'm not in the middle of something important.
Comments: Mikah: Saving the world would probably be a good thing to be in the middle of.

Tuesday, November 14, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: My sister Wendy needs some serious mental and Solitaire help.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 15, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: This morning I thought I saw "the light", but it was only my nightlight.
Comments: Blackbelt: HAHA! You use a nightlight?! What a wimp! HAHAHA!!! Bobby: Then quit sleepwalking.

Thursday, November 16, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: After you're dead, the problems of life just no longer seem like problems.
Comments: None

Friday, November 17, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: I'd be happy if only I could remember stuff that happened prior to today.
Comments: None

Saturday, November 18, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Today I realized that since I am rich, I can do what a rich man can!
Comments: Bobby: Cry, because you aren't really.

Sunday, November 19, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: In a parallel dimension, the slope is the same.
Comments: Smash: y = mx + b, Ax + By = C, y- y₁ = m(x - x₁).

Monday, November 20, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Names [for people and other such creatures] should be outlawed, because they are both a cause of inequality (not all names are created equal) and an insult (names can be forgotten, or false names can be applied).
Comments: Jacek: All names are a bunch of letters put together to identify one thing
from another.

Tuesday, November 21, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: I have a stupid song in my head today... and everyone else seems to as well.
Comments:  Bobby: I usually have Dr. Mario's fever theme stuck in my head.

Wednesday, November 22, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Thanksgiving: A time for peace, reflection, and death for turkeys!
Comments: Blackbelt: THERE ARE THE TURKEYS!!! GET 'EM!!! Nick says: A time for nasty meals when all I eat is the whipped cream off of pumpkin pie.

Thursday, November 23, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Glue is not a condiment!
Comments: Smithy Jr.: It isn't?

Friday, November 24, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: If you don't want to pay a bill, just eat a lot of garlic.
Comments: Kissy Koopa says: Garlic breath?! EW! Bobby: If the waiter's a vampire. Oops, Halloween was LAST month!

Saturday, November 25, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: A blind man once said, "What's for dinner?"
Comments: None

Sunday, November 26, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: A pound of feathers does indeed weigh the same as a pound of iron, but what would you do with a pound of feathers?
Comments: None

Monday, November 27, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: You gotta hate all those hidden charges.
Comments: Smithy Jr.: Nope, how do you think I make so much money?

Tuesday, November 28, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Fishing is for people who think they wanna have fish for dinner.
Comments: Bobby: Like Wendy?

Wednesday, November 29, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Ya never know when a curse will actually be a blessing.
Comments: None

Thursday, November 30, 2000

Lemmy's Thought: Being green wouldn't be so bad if green was a nice color.
Comments: Bobby: Uh, your skin is scaly green. You'd better hope it should be a nice color. Hey, wait, green is my favorite color!

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