Here is what I was thinking in July 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!
Monday, July 1, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Lingering in bed after
you're awake really isn't very restful, so you may as well get up.
Comments: None
Tuesday, July 2, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: I wouldn't mind a good
jog, but I'm way to tired to look where I'm going.
Comments: None
Wednesday, July 3, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: When it's hot, and
it is, don't think about it.
Comments: None
Thursday, July 4, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: I feel that consistancy
is more important than accuracy, but sometimes I am inconsistant as to
whether this belief is correct.
Comments: None
Friday, July 5, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Schedules are for those
who don't trust themselves without one.
Comments: None
Saturday, July 6, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: A person's effort,
or lack thereof, will come back to help them, or not, as the case may be.
Or is that not how it is?
Comments: None
Sunday, July 7, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: It is generally recommended
that you don't get yourself dead.
Comments: None
Monday, July 8, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes when you
fall down, you need to realize that getting up again is just not a very
good idea.
Comments: None
Tuesday, July 9, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: There is a point where
it is officially too hot to breathe.
Comments: None
Wednesday, July 10, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Mothers are the best
at spotting things that aren't right, so if you're going to commit a crime,
don't do it in the house.
Comments: None
Thursday, July 11, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Fate is for people
who don't want to take responsibility for their actions.
Comments: None
Friday, July 12, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: There is a definite
truth not subject to opinion or belief. Of course, we all disagree on what
that truth is.
Comments: None
Saturday, July 13, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Not all art is abstract.
Some is just bad.
Comments: None
Sunday, July 14, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: When you do manage
to get up on the right side of the bed, don't get down again for as long
as possible.
Comments: None
Monday, July 15, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: There are two kinds
of numbers, big and small. Small numbers, when added, never become big
numbers until you check the total.
Comments: None
Tuesday, July 16, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Always be prepared
to follow through with what you say. Some people have no concept of sarcasm.
Comments: None
Wednesday, July 17, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Ultimately, it's yourself
you not to live with, not the others and their opinions.
Comments: None
Thursday, July 18, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: If you're going to
stick your neck out for someone, make sure that someone else doesn't have
a sword in hand.
Comments: None
Friday, July 19, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Some psychologists
will use passwords to study people. I prefer asking what kind of pet a
person wants.
Comments: None
Saturday, July 20, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing like
blatantly destroying another person's argument to break up a conversation.
Comments: None
Sunday, July 21, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Most good jokes come
at someone's expense, which is fine with me as long as the comedian can
take it himself.
Comments: None
Monday, July 22, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: The odds of your winning
don't increase because you just lost. They remain at one out of five, or
whatever, so you'll probably still lose.
Comments: None
Tuesday, July 23, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Doctors may be able
to change your physical appearance, but only you can change the inside.
Comments: None
Wednesday, July 24, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: I have the sudden urge
to wake someone by jumping into their room, turning the light on, screaming
"WAKEY WAKEY!!!", and banging on a really big drum even though I don't
have one.
Comments: None
Thursday, July 25, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Just because you have
happy feet does not give you an excuse to start dancing in the middle of
the street.
Comments: None
Friday, July 26, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Either there is a contest
going on for worst pun ever, or advertisers have the sense of humor of
a brick.
Comments: None
Saturday, July 27, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Annoy me, and I'll
edit you.
Comments: Bobby:
You'd better not take away my telekinesis!
Sunday, July 28, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Three things in life
are certain: birth, death, and that no one has any idea what they're doing.
Comments: None
Monday, July 29, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: If the shoe fits, decide
if you like it before you pay to wear it.
Comments: None
Tuesday, July 30, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Regrettably, most others
won't care that you're in a rush, especially if they're paid by the hour.
Comments: None
Wednesday, July 31, 2002
Lemmy's Thought: Give someone a ride
and they get to their destination. Give someone a car and their mother
may have a heart attack.
Comments: Bobby:
Preferably, one without any gas in the tank.
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