Here is what I was thinking in August 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, August 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I'd much rather people be nice to me while I'm alive than dead. Once I'm dead you can be as mean to me as you like.
Comments: Smash says: Then I’ll instruct my son to defile the Mass Koopaling Grave. You don’t want to know how.

Friday, August 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You understand what you're saying, your audience understands what you're saying, but most likely you still don't see eye to eye.
Comments: Smash says: Especially in today’s world

Saturday, August 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You wouldn't think a person who fixed your oven in ten minutes had a very difficult time of it, but the bill would tend to speak otherwise.
Comments: Smash says: It’s part of a plot, like the gas man pulling up floorboards to get at the main, then the carpenter nailing through a cable, then the electrician breaking a window, then the glazer covering your walls with soot, then the painter painting over the gas pump, causing you to call up the gas man again.

Sunday, August 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Parrots are very intelligent birds. They seem smarter than most of the pirates around them.
Comments: Smash says: And smarter than Bowser too.  That’s why he gave all the Tweeters to Wart. Bobby: Like that guy in Pirates of the Caribbean, which the parrot talked for him.

Monday, August 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: We may not all speak the same language, but we all recognize that foreigners are inferior.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Some day I will realize how to step out of the realm of biology so that I don't need to eat, sleep, or breathe when it's inconvenient.
Comments: Smash says: Ah, you mean kicking the bucket. Shuffling off the mortal coil. Checking out of the hotel of life. Checking into heaven. Meeting St. Peter. Buying the farm. Biting the big one  Waking the sleeping lion. Pulling the unsuspecting dragon’s tail. Never having to say you’re sorry again.

Wednesday, August 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: From personal experience, I know: You can move the garbage around, but sooner or later you actually have to clean it up.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It is not wise to ask others to sniff your empty cardboard box.
Comments: Fungiman says: True, and definately very dumb to sniff heavy duty cardboard.

Friday, August 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I have a bat. I named him Bat. I don't like names. I always forget.
Comments: Jen Koopa: Me too. Who are you again? Bobby: Great, that means all my 5,000 friends in my ghost house are all named Boo! AAH! WHO AM I?! I think it's Soggy or Lobby... ah, forget it!

Saturday, August 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I have a problem. A donut problem. I don't want to fix it.
Comments: Bobby: Doesn't Homer Simpson have that problem?

Sunday, August 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Last night I didn't sleep, but I feel better than when I do. Where's the logic in that?
Comments: None

Monday, August 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It took a thousand tries to invent the lightbulb, and one to break it.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: This site discriminates against the blind. Poot on them.
Comments: None

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If I were invisible, I could claim to be anywhere at any time, and no one could prove otherwise.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You can't sue a country, but can you get on the news while trying.
Comments: None

Friday, August 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Unlike beauty, the actuality of death is not in the eye of the beholder.
Comments: None

Saturday, August 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Given a nine hours' head start, you have no excuse for losing.
Comments: None

Sunday, August 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: At some level, we are all experts of improvisation. The last time I checked, life had no script.
Comments: None

Monday, August 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Most of us are not truly creative, but nearly everyone is willing to take an idea from someone else.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Before TVs and phones were invented, people must have died.
Comments: None

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Being given a choice makes it look like you're in control, even though it is almost certain what you'll choose.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Money comes, and leaves much faster.
Comments: Mark P: Like Wario's coins. He's usually the most expensive. Bobby: Let's see, Wendy spent 500 on necklaces, 100 on 4 rings, yada yada, the total comes to... (faints at the price)

Friday, August 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing is truly ever proven beyond a shadow of a doubt... and how big is a doubt's shadow anyway?
Comments: None

Saturday, August 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's not the cape, the car, or even the 'tude. It's the theme song.
Comments: None

Sunday, August 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes it's the simple things that grant the most pleasure.
Comments: None

Monday, August 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Good things come to those who wait. Better things come to those who take action.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Procrastination is a temporary solution. Just make sure you carry tape.
Comments: None

Wednesday, August 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Anything harder than the last jigsaw piece is way to confusing.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Today is useless except to make tomorrow seem more important.
Comments: None

Friday, August 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Better bring protective armor when you change the station uninvited.
Comments: Bobby: Unless, of course, the radio's protected by electricity.

Saturday, August 31, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's better to expect little and be surprised than to look for the best and be disillussioned.
Comments: None

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